2 New Shirts & 1 Epic Cyber Monday Sale

Gym class is a double-edged blade for most kids. If you're athletic, congratulations, you got 50 minutes to enjoy that, surrounded by competition far below your travel [insert sport] league's caliber. If you aren't athletic, it's a sudden physical grind after enjoying the comfy womb of scholarly intellectual bullshitting. And yet there's a third path. A path of confidence, leading other friends through high school's villainy and then taking everyone out for youth-center-juice-bar smoothies after. This John Wilson design goes out to the Red Ranger in all of us, and the real hero we can become if we put our minds to the morphing that is growing up.

Or maybe one of the dozens of other Cracked Dispensary designs, or one of thousands of other Society6 designs, belongs in your holiday Santa sack. Well, this Cyber Monday (that's today, probably!) take $5 off any item in the entire store, and wing it your way with FREE shipping. It's a deal so good you'll wish you could travel back in time for it again and again. But you can't. So buy something right now.

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Available at Naolito

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Available at Society6

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Available at ShirtWoot!

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Available at Threadless