If you’re the President of the United States, you can’t be a powerful sociopath and a goofy li’l prankster. Pick a lane!
An accidental banger from George W. Bush.
French General Auguste-Alexandre Ducrot, when his boss was wounded at the Battle of Sedan, and he took command of a clearly doomed army.
Roman general Scipio Africanus the Elder got all antsy in his pantsies when left to his own devices.
Cicero’s last words were both condescending and hard as hell.
I bet Mrs. Socrates didn’t appreciate this one.
JFK lashing out at the nation’s moms, who have had it too good for too long.
Harry Truman got over his imposter syndrome pretty quickly.
Bill Clinton ran the country like everyone was already dead. Got it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower on backseat farmers.
Herbert Hoover nailed it.
Nineteenth century Portuguese writer José Maria de Eça de Queiroz had the best argument for age limits and term limits.
Twentieth century actor George Jessel knew a thing or two about public speaking.
Richard Nixon’s got 99 problems, but ennui ain’t one.
So that’s why Ronald Reagan’s presidency was completely transactional and he was faking it the whole time.
An anonymous graffiti artist in Pompeii says goodbye to his girlfriends.