This movie originally came out in 3D, which is how you know it’s going to be really good. Given the tagline on the poster — “Being invisible gets you into spy rings, diplomatic circles and the girls’ locker room” — you’re already prepped for some unsavory invisible antics, but by the end, that’s maybe the least objectionable thing about the whole movie. This thing is a creepshow from the jump. You’d think that when it starts off with a State Department employee and a wedding, it might not be headed straight for the gutter, but it swan dives immediately.
It’s hard to choose one creepy moment, when the whole thing feels like the writer got horny 20 minutes into the script and forgot what he was working on. The main character, played by Steve Guttenberg, doesn’t need invisibility to be an absolute nightmare, hitting on his fiancée’s female relative after arriving late to his wedding. He then takes a trip to a girls’ college, which goes about how you’d expect. But the real crowning moment of ick is when the invisible Guttenberg has sex with said fiancée’s visible body, while three elderly men watch through a telescope, hootin’ and a-hollerin’.
Paying $2.99 to Amazon to watch someone pretend to French kiss an invisible man is maybe the worst financial decision I’ve ever made, and I’m not particularly good with money. The worst thing about it is, however, that they convinced actress Lisa Langlois to spend a shocking amount of time nude on screen in such a horrible movie.