In this very special, very blasphemous TV movie, we find out that twin siblings He-Man and She-Ra were born around December 25th and the adornments for their birthday bash happen to look a lot like Christmas decorations. Does this mean that Eternia’s version of Jesus are a pair of scantily-clad, sword-bearing barbarians? Can He-Man transform water into wine just as easily as he transforms his pusillanimous pet tiger into a badass Battle Cat?
This special also features He-Man improbably disguising himself as Santa Claus and Orko “accidentally” kidnapping two regular Earth children. Later, the kids teach Skeletor about the meaning of Christmas and cause his supposedly non-existent heart to grow three sizes, turning him into a sentimental buffoon (whereas he’s usually so serious and terrifying). Like we said: Blasphemy.