10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/12

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If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest

This video is too tasty to resist, and you can wolf the whole thing down RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW.

"Do you see this nugget? It starts as whipped up muscles of chickens and then we form it into a zigzag or some nonsense."

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7 'Ancient' Forms of Mysticism That Are Recent Inventions

Satanism was founded by Anton LaVey in 1966, which makes it younger than Wicca, the Cthulhu mythos, the Rolling Stones and Mr. Potato Head.

"Until LaVey, pentagrams were commonly used by Christians as a charm against witchcraft and demons."

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)

Japan is at its best when it's pretty much a real life Miyazaki film. Thank you for your service, Stationmaster Tama!

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20 'Smart' Celebrities Who Are Way Dumber Than You Think

She learned a lot from Shallow Hal, guys. It's WAY harder to make yourself look super fat every day.

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6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States

When you're a convicted sex offender, it's tough to find a place where you can legally live. Then there's Miracle Village in Florida, where you pretty much have to be a sex offender to move in.

"Imagine getting lost in the Florida sugarcanes and wandering into a town where there are few-to-zero children and just about everyone in sight has committed a sex crime. "

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5 Real Places Straight Out Of A Horror Movie

Fort Alexander was a Russian island lab where the corpses of plague-tinkering, animal-torturing mad scientists were burned on the spot. And now you can rent the place out for your next rave!

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5 Awful Lessons Disney Teaches You About Relationships

Every single Disney princess is under 20. How many girls grew up thinking a truly beautiful princess should meet her soulmate while her age still starts with a "1"? But two-thirds of people who marry between 15 and 22 wind up divorcing, so the majority of these Disney marriages would be doomed.

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5 Real-Life Stories of Twins Creepier Than Any Horror Movie

Swedish twin sisters had no history of mental illness and lived normal, happy lives with their respective families. Then, one day, one traveled from the U.S. to Ireland to visit her sister ... and what followed was a spree of violence and shared madness that resulted in several traffic accidents, one murder victim, and a whole bunch of baffled cops.

"If you feel bad for being creeped out by twins, let us share with you some true stories that range from merely weird to downright bone-chilling."

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7 Badass Animals Presidents Have Kept As Pets

It's also a little known fact that Josiah the Badger drank twice as much black coffee daily as Teddy Roosevelt.

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What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean

Now, get off my drought-ravaged lawn - which is probably also the fault of you baggy-pants youngsters.

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