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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

For Part 1 of this feature, click here.

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED co MINEE If a shirt doesn't smell too bad, I'll freshen it up in the dryer and wear it again without washing.

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Sometimes when 0 spill food on myself, 0 will literally LICK IT OFF of my clothes instead of wiping it off. CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by Wyrmologist

When someone doesn't reply after my message Seen 12: :48pm I make a mental note to be the one to end the next three conversations SO that I don't appe

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Entry by 80srocker18

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Entry by Kalli

Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

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Entry by wonderfloam

thank you grad 2018 SAVE muir When DATTE friends merrry chrigtmay send me photo cards I feel bad throwing their faces in the trash So I throw them in

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ACARO BORERT MASTER THE OF SENATE I completely hate most classic literature, but I force myself to power through it so I can make smart references and

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Entry by Badreanimator

Sometimes, E maybe ride my gearbox a little hard when I'm alone (and the road is clear). VIll. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCON We all have that one friend who constantly complains about their life on social media. I keep them in my friends list for entertainment val

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Entry by Busteq

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Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

IF I NEED A TOOTHPICK, BUT DON'T HAVE ANY HANDY... I'LL USE A PARTIALLY BITTEN-OFF FINGERNAIL.

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Entry by TedStixon

On days don't work... There's a good 90% chance 1 won't take a SHOWER unless I'm expecting company.

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Entry by wonderfloam

CRACKED.OON May have left a toenail or tWO scattered around somewhere. What can I say? Sometimes they just go flying across the room.

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Entry by hail2daking

I really hate folding laundry. So most of the time it's in piles until it gets down to a dozen or so items. Then, it gets put in the dresser.

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Entry by jimclass

I'M A LURKER IN REAL LIFE. WHEN I WEAR HEADPHONES IN A CAFE OR WHILE SHOPPING, I'M USUALLY NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC. I USE THE HEADPHONES TO AVOID CASUA

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Entry by 80srocker18

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Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED After spending 20 minutes carefully crafting and editing any email or message... I immediately open up my sent folder and read it again.

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Entry by ERRiley

My dogs love the beach, SO I always take them with me. What sign?

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Entry by Mihailocukk

M LOVE A GOOD STORY. So when telling one, I often add details that didn't really happen.

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Entry by BRWombat

Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

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Entry by lemonstar

CRACKED COM When I post vacation photos on Facebook, I'll wait until whenever noontime is back home. This is when people are most likely to be on and

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