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24 Movies And Shows That Said "Yeah, Sure" To Ill-Conceived Merch

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George Lucas famously made the genius move of retaining all the merchandise rights for every Star Wars thing. Then he presumably dug a swimming pool to hold the truckloads of cash that poured in. Unfortunately, every franchise since then has been angling for some of that sweet merchandising cheddar, so we wind up with some truly ill-conceived official products.

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The A L I E N franchise is exploring new avenues for merchandising with this friendly plush toy FACEHUGGER. You know... for kids!

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Ah yes, that timeless holiday classic... #allmark KEEPSAKE SAON PREDATOR

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RXCKY was a winner... but some of the franchise merchandise took a hit. ROCKY For those who want to play with Rocky's meat. *Bloody Butcher's $1976 X

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CHPAZ A27Ric Heroically taking on evil using nothing but his will and his trusted.. .. slow cooker? CRACKEDOON

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24 Movies And Shows That Said

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CRACKED COM Is there any better expression PHANTASM SERL ORNAMENT SENTINEL of the spirit of the holidays than this ornament commemorating the bloodsuc

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OWeers Disney 3+ MUPPETS THE the WHAT PHALLUS! AWEMSME BEAKER CRACKEDCON

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If you're going to have sex, do it with official Watchmen condoms. WE'RE SOCIETY'S. ONLY PROTECTION. WATCHMEN 03.06.09 Well, maybe don't. Not just bec

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24 Movies And Shows That Said

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This C-3PO tape dispenser from sigma is awesome, right? Just look at his face.

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CRACKED CO MOBT WALT DsNEYS Feyue OTON OAMATIC Were your kids traumatized by this 1957 Disney classic? WATDISNEY ESS PARKEX TMOROTHY MSRNE Then buy:..

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CRACKED.COM S U P E R MARIOBROS released a coloring book with some questionable artwork. You'll certainly enjoy coloring this artwork depicting Yoshi

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24 Movies And Shows That Said

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SHREK. TWINKIES Siek2 Hostess Twinkies BRAND Twinkies GREEN Coupon Inside! OGRE FILLING CREAMY TASTE! GREAT SAME Golden Sponge Cake with Creamy Fillin

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The Passion of the Christ crucifixion nail necklace TR ASSION Apparently a crucifix wasn't enough for Mel Gibson, SO he gave fans of his film a consta

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Finally, a shaving kit toy for your Transformers-loving kids! GROCI n TADE sa BATH SET FURTERE AGES: se TEAO FOITEA MIOL LAIIL Fasi 5SAL InCLUDES: MOL

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Celebrate the Academy Founag Award winning FARGO Bhan Ces PolyGram Video with this charming commemorative snow- snow-globe (and you won't have to spen

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Dr. Seuss' I speak for LORAX The the trees! weirdly partnered with HP printers... hp ...offering activity pages about the environment on the HP websit

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LAVA BERRY EXPLOSION POP-TARTS The berry flavor gives YOU that extra energy to take the high ground while suppressing the memories of your lava-burnt

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You can now spend eternity Spock-style with this new Star Trek coffin. CRACKED.COM

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AVENGERS MARHETING FOR FOUR HEROIC MENS COLDGNES AVENiERS INCLUDED A WORTHY SISr MARKVE PATRIOT COLLECTION OF FRAGRANCES, LEADING US TO WONDER, what t

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