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21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

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This might come as a shock, but not everyone is working at their dream job. If you're one of those lucky few who spends the day sipping cognac on your yacht and marveling over how much you love your work, these memes aren't for you. These are our readers' best, smartest tips for getting through the day at a job you wish you could rage-quit.

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21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

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Whenever you feel like idling, just go into one of those free online interactive language courses. Select the word for the girl fie le garcon laferm

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When a customer is rude or yells, answer them SUPER politely! Yes MA'AM! You're absolutely right! I DO need to be trained better! I'll talk to my supe

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Even if you don't smoke, tell your boss you do when you're first hired. Smokers always get more breaks. (Buy a cheap non-nicotine vape if you think yo

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Calculate how much you get paid for not actually working. FEs O A Loa Daa NARE MSCAI Use a timer to record the time you spent on bathroom and smoke br

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Get an AESOME PHOTO and some fun coworkers. Take turns hiding the photo around your work place. Whoever finds it has to hide it again and it can never

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ANY HORRIBLE JOB CAN BE A GREAT CHANCE TO PRACTICE YOUR COSPLAY AND LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAYING SKILLS! XING Imagine you've been stranded on alien an pla

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CRACKED GON Flex your muscles while you're at your workstation. Counting out sets of 100 at a time will keep your mind occupied, and the physical act

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TROMIT ty n SALE Try to find out your boss's interests and hobbies. Oftentimes they won't mind you wasting time if you're talking about one of their f

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Contemplating the best and most dramatic way of quitting your job Cusually including applause from fellow coworkers) will allow a little solace in a s

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Bored at work and hate your colleagues? Keep a notebook and write your observational haikus in it. Insult your boss or co-workers in 5-7-5 syllables.

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Group project getting you down? Make sure to write down all of your ideas, like in a group email, sO when your dipsh!t colleagues slack off or try to

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Mark UP your estimates for the time needed to finish a task by about 25-50%. Do you estimate yOU need 3 days to make that report? promise to deliver i

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CRACKED THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH. BEW REW BEW BEW-BEW. GET AN AIRHORN APP AND POP IT OFF WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING EVEN ISLI

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Copy your favorite e-book into a word document and change the format SO that it looks like a work document. AGAMO THOVIS ON ove is e eate BE Mat Look

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Wear makeup to work every day. If you're ever having a terrible morning, just skip the makeup. Chances are your coworkers will think you look sick and

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Drink more water! Not just for your hydration! More watere E more bathroom breaks : E more peace and quiet.

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This is Doug. CRACKED Doug is always cheerful. Doug is always positive. Doug sees fun in everything. 9' VOEAS w BE Every office has a Doug. Find yours

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