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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up…

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

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I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand

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Entry by The_MoHan

They make it look SO easy, connecting with another human being. It's like no one told them it's the hardest thing in the world. -Dexter Morgan DEXTER

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Entry by PookieJones

to The best way convince people not lying to you're them, is to tell them you are - Shawn Spencer, Psych

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Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDcO for responsible I'm happiness? own I my can't even be responsible for my own breakfast. - BoJack Horseman

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Entry by kiwijesus

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Entry by kiwijesus

GRACKEDCON SOME DAYS, YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A BOMB! - BATMAN, BATMAN: THE MOVIE

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. -Green Goblin, Spider-Man (2002).

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Entry by Kalli

Just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel. -Captain Miller Saving Private Ryan

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Entry by JarOCats

THE MART CROWLEY'S BOYS IN BAND THE A WILLIAM FRIEDKIN FILM Well, there's one thing to be said for masturbation: You certainly don't have to look you

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Entry by Hildifons

Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THE RULES BEFORE YOU CAN BREAK THEM. OTHERWISE, IT'S NO FUN. -SONNY CROCKETT. MIAM VCE CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Dared00

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Entry by Buttersnix

CRACKED.COM Pete, it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. -Ulysses Everett McGill O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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CRACKED COM Create enough hunger, and everyone becomes a criminal. - Ducard, from Batman Begins

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WE'RE ALL STORIES IN THE END. -The Doctor, Doctor Who POLICE PUBLIC Or B CALL 8 BAL

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Entry by gigi

CRACKEDCON It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does? Gaff, BLADE RUNNER

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Entry by kiwijesus

Just because you got 30 bodies buried in your crawlspace don't mean you can't have a really terrific rec room AND be a respectable businessman. -Joh

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Entry by Hildifons

WHAT I DO IS NOT UP TO YOU. -DIANA CRACKED COM

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Entry by fuzzydan

CRACKEDCON What happened to the American dream? It came true. You're lookin' at it. -The Comedian, Watchmen

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CRACKEDCON Confronted with their true selves, most men run away screaming! Engywook, The NeverEnding Stoy

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by Kataleps

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I WISH THERE WAS AWAY TO KNOWYOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE YOU'VE ACTUALLY LEFT THEM. -Andy Bernard, The Office CRACKED COM

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