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The Best, Most Underrated Lines From Shows And Movies, Pt. 1

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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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CRACKEDCON You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you bec

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IT'S EASY TO CONFUSE WHAT IS WITH WHAT OUGHT TO BE, ESPECIALLY WHEN WHAT IS HAS WORKED IN YOUR FAVOR. -Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

OH, YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS NOW, HUH, BITCH? WELL, GOOD! 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM! - MAJOR MARQUIS WARREN, THE HATEFUL EIGHT mo CRACKED COM

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Entry by Buttersnix

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it. -Bobbie Barrett Mad Men 2008 CRACKED.COM

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30 ROCK I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland. Jack Donaghy CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Kevin King

The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudice

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Entry by Hildifons

CRACKED.COM Those without swords can still die upon them. LORD -Eowyn THE OF RINGS THE THE TWO TOWERS

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Entry by Hildifons

CRACKEDco WE ARE WHAT THEY GROW BEYOND. THAT IS THE TRUE BURDEN OF ALL MASTERS. YODA STAR THE LAST.JEDI WARS

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

DON'T LET ANYONE EVER MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT YOU WANT. - PATRICK, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU CRACKEDCON

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Let CRACKED.COM me get this straight. You think that your client - one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world - is secretly a vigilante wh

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Entry by kiwijesus

Your future hasn't been written yet! No one's has! Your future is whatever YOu make it! So make it a good one. - Doc Brown, Back to the Future II CRAC

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Entry by Hildifons

CRACKEDCON Just fear me, love me, do as say and will be your slave. -Jareth HNBYRINTH

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Entry by Hildifons

CRACKEDCON As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I Gilmo r can be totally flexible. -Lorelai Gilmore girls

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

CRACKED COM What the fe*k does WTF mean? -Gary, The World's End (2013)

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Entry by Buttersnix

But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower -Joan Holloway Mad Men 20

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IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU A BAD NAME. -Jessica Jones, Jessica Jones CRACKED.COM

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Entry by John Sherwood

CRACKEDCON UNFORGIVEN It's hell of thing, a a killin' a man... You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have. -William Munny

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Entry by Kevin King

Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music. - Roger

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Entry by PookieJones

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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There's a reason why you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the mi

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

NOBODY EXISTS ON PURPOSE, NOBODY BELONGS ANYWHERE, EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE. COME WATCH TV MORTY. RICK AND MORTY CRACKEDCON

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You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? -Wyatt Earp, Tombstone.

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Entry by kiwijesus

I'm just like any modern woman, trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. It's just... I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces

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Entry by MarkFox

I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it. Giles Prentice Broken Arrow CRACKED

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Entry by gicusudoru

Listen, I can't make You a great dancer. I don't even know if I can make YOu a good dancer. But, if you keep trying and don't quit, I know I can make

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Entry by fuzzydan

Have you never wanted to do anything that was dangerous? -Henry Frankenstein, Frankenstein (1931) CRACKED COM

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

CRACKED G COM What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me... to sell nylons. Don Draper, Mad Men

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Entry by Buttersnix

YOU RUN INTO AN ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING, YOU RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE. RAYLAN GIVENS, JUSTIFIED

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Entry by ChevySpoons

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS. GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEIR PEOPLE. VFOR SO SAID V, IN VENDETTA CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then, brother, that person is piece skt. -Rust Cohle, a of True Detecti

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