18 Mic-Drop Celeb Answers To Boring Interview Questions

Press junkets are grueling, irritating processes. You're whisked from room to room, meet forgettable interviewer after forgettable interviewer, and made to answer (mostly) the same questions over and over. It's not much better for the interviewer, either. They're just here to do a job. And sure, you get to meet a celeb, but you just met 80 other celebs. And you have to act cheery while delivering questions you just know aren't setting you apart.

Celebrities and press do a ton of interviews, and most of the time they stick to a stock list of questions and answers. But sometimes -- if you're lucky -- a famous person will give a spectacular, brilliant, unexpected answer to a very, very dumb question. And that's where comedy happens! And guess what? We're a comedy website! Just, uh…don't necessarily try any of these on your boss or anything. You probably won't end up on Cracked. Here are some of the wildest:

 

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CRACKED COM Profane chef Gordon Ramsay was once asked what's your favorite non-offensive swear word? He answered:' 'F#ck knows.

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

1M WHEN MTV ASKED FRANK ZAPPA ABOUT WHETHER THE '80S ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC IS MORE FORMULA THAN IT WAS BACK IN THE DAYS... ZAPPA REPLIED, IMEAN YOU HERE

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CRACKED COM When asked what his O.Q, is, Stephen Hawking said I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

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Entry by munagam07

Carrie Fisher was asked about the similarities between Harrison Ford and Paul Simon, since she dated both. Fisher replied, They're both better after

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Entry by Maclise

At the Grammys an interviewer suggested to Taylor Swift that she was going to go home with lots of men. Swift replied, going to go home with I'm no

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Entry by Maclise

When asked whether he prefered being called Eminem or Marshall, Eminem replied by giving a spot-on Yoda impression: YODA, YOU CAN CALL ME.

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CRACKED When former fRelENDsstar Matt LeBlanc was asked if he was worth the $1 million an episode he once earned, he said If you're in a position in

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Entry by TedStixon

CRACKEDCON WHILE BEING GRILLED OVER THE VIOLENT CONTENT OF HIS FIIMS IN AN INTERVIEW, QUENTIN TARANTNO WAS ASKED WHY THE NEED FOR SO MUCH GRUESOME, G

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Entry by memegod

Interviewer: What advice would you give to your 15 year-old self? Cgokernew POKER PO RS X STARS POKERSTARS SHIP ST TARS CHAMPIONSHIP -KO. ISHIP BAHA

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Entry by Kevin King

During a Reddit AMA session, Harrison Ford was asked the most cliche Star Wars question there is: Who shot first? Han Solo or Greedo? He replied in

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CRACKED CO COM An interviewer asked rapper The Game what he would do ifEminem started an industry beef with him, to which he replied RUN.

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Entry by Mihailocukk

George R.R. Martin was asked about people who are concerned he won't finish A Song of Ice and Fire before his death. NIFFF NIFFF NIFFF NIFFE FF NIFF

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Joan Rivers, confronted about her fur coat, asked the interviewer If she was wearing leather shoes. When the interviewer said yes, Rivers retorted: T

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During a Beatles interview, John Lennon was asked what kind of girls do you prefer? He replied... My wife. And when George Harrison was asked the sa

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

At the beginning of her Birdman interview, a reporter complimented Emma Stone's looks. Without hesitation, she responded with: Thank you, that's all

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Entry by masta_X

Referring to the number of female co-stars in Mad Max: Fury Road, Tom Hardy was asked: ... Did you ever think 'Why are all these women in here? I tho

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Entry by Maclise

If you weren't doing comedy, what would you want to do? Die.  - Jerry Seinfeld

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Entry by PookieJones

When asked what is she looking for in a man, Rihanna answered: I'm not looking for a man. Let's start there.