30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 1, 2024

30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day As ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Just Won’t Go Away

Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day As ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Just Won’t Go Away

John Belushi Didn’t Want to Die, Lorne Michaels Warned John Mulaney

John Belushi Didn’t Want to Die, Lorne Michaels Warned John Mulaney

Here’s What’s Up With the ‘Shogun’ Haircut

Here’s What’s Up With the ‘Shogun’ Haircut

31 of the Strangest Things People Found Among Their Spouse’s Possessions

31 of the Strangest Things People Found Among Their Spouse’s Possessions

All The Ways Hollywood Keeps Getting Your Life Wrong

Primarily, pop culture only serves to entertain us and reinforce stereotypes that don't seem to be based in actual reality. That's why today we're going to, hopefully, bust some of those tropes.

(Shoutout to QuintonDarby for the contest suggestion. Hopefully people will stop making assumptions about your life as a pool cleaner now.)

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Entry by PollyDarton

I CRACKEDcO am OUTHER but am not DUIVB, SPOIIEDO or RACIST GENF AL LE (and I don't give a F*CK about the rebel flag.)

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Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDcO I'm not a simpleton because I drink beer, nor am I sophisticated when I drink wine.

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O used to be a pool boy I was never seduced, nor did I ever seduce a lonely housewife. But that doesn't stop my friends from still asking me to this d

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I come from a Spanish-speaking to family, but I'm not constantly languages. fiesta mixing Depending on who I'm talking to, esta I choose one and stick

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BECAUSE I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL, HOLLYWOOD THINKS I SHOULD BE... DDOD -SLIGHTLY STUPID WHEREAS ACTUALLY, I AM DEGREE-EDUCATED AND RUN MY OWN BUSINESS.

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CRACKED COM I'm a nihilist. I'm not German, I don't wear all black, I don't listen to techno, and I don't spew constant exhortations on the pointlessn

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CRACKED.COM No, Hollywood, most libraries don't have a section of occult books and diabolical rites. The library where I work doesn't even have the co

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CRACKED COM H-DEO STALIONJ BEING AN ARTIST MEANS ONE THING: I MAKE ART. It doesn't mean that I dress a certain way - I'm usually in jeans and a sleeve

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Entry by scdecyf

NEVERMORE I'm a goth. I wear thick black eyeliner and black lipstick. I wear chokers and chains. But I have never once contemplated suicide. Also, I d

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Entry by Guidodo

SURE, BEING A LINGUIST HELPS YOU DECIPHER STRANGE LINGOES... ...BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH GRAMMAR, SPEAK A GAZILLION LANGUAGES. OR CAN

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Entry by PookieJones

I'm a volunteer. E DON'T DO IT TO LOOK GOOD. I DON'T DO IT TO MAKE AMENDS. I DON'T GO OVERBOARD. CRACKED COM

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poker have never gone bankrupt nor won a A fortune overnight. 8 50 100 have never seen anyone get physical because they lost. A bluff is not that big

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CRACKED.COM I'M A COMEDIAN, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO BE ON ALL THE TIME. IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, I'M NOT A BIG JOKER.

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Entry by OldManRivers

I'm an adult man who likes anime but I'm not: -a manchild -a fetishizing pervert - a nerdy fanboy I'm just a regular dude CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by scdecyf

Holly wood 40 02 00 00 00 00 00 00 Hollywood 00 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 seems to 88 03 think that 00 00 Asians are 00 born 00 00 computer 00 14 00 genius

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I don't drive. That does NOT mean I hassle all my friends and family for a ride every time I need to go somewhere.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

HOLLywood seems to think that teachers are either a] Neglectful B] Straight up fascists or I just want my students to get good grades and stay out of

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CRACKEDcO OFFICER COM POLICE I WORK In LAW enFoRcement. POLICE HAVE never eAten DONUTS WHILE on DUTY. O Am not FAT nor JACKED. O DON'T HAVE Any FETISH

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Entry by femshep87

Im bisexual. Im not. Promiscuous Confused sometimes straight Of formerly gay. Doing it fof attention Of powe CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I am a comic book nut who likes to shell out extra cash to buy exclusive variants. And while I have my preferences CI'm a DC kinda guy) I never insult

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Entry by PookieJones

I'm smart. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME AN OBNOXIOUS KNOW-IT-ALL WITH NO SOCIAL SKILLS. CRACKED COM

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