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26 Silly Habits You Can’t Seem To Walk Away From, Part 1

We all have bad habits. And we know they're bad because our parents and teachers and smart people in lab jackets either have the experience or science to inform us about them.

But, despite what wiser people than us have said, we stick to our guns and still do things like ...

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I am always just touching my face while on my computer at worka One hand will be on the mouse while the other hand is resting on my cheeks, poking my

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I CUT THE CRUST OFF MY BREAD SLICES. ONLY THEN CAN I ENJOY A DELICIOUS SANDWICH. CRACKED.CON

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It's SO hard NOT to sample EVERYTHING that a dessert buffet has to offer me. CRACKED COM

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I stir my coffee after each and every sip. Right down to the empty mug.

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

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0 JUST WILL NOT STOP COLLECTING PLASTIC BAGS. icemtax ALWAYS END UP CONVINCING MYSELF THEY MAY COME IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.

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THE MOMENT 0 HEAR SOMETHING THAT REMINDS ME OF A TUNE 0 KNOW I WILL BURST INTO SONG AND SING THE WHOLE TRACK NON-STOP. CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by PollyDarton

After years of working in restaurants D an mnewe StoP Stacking plates for my server wwhen D dne out.

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Entry by RogerRamjet

26 Silly Habits You Can’t Seem To Walk Away From, Part 1

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Entry by omen24

Constantly checking my pockets Just in case my wallet, my phone and my keys magically disappear into another dimension. CRACKED COM

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Entry by El_Vanja

WHEN TIRED, I'LL FALL ASLEEP IN WHATEI RIDICULOUS POSITION BUT FLAT ON MY BACK? I'M SO USED TO BEING BENT IN ONE WAY CRACKED.COM OR ANOTHER, IT'S BECO

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Entry by BillupsRobot

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Everytime I get a little too comfortable, my fingers start tapping on a solid surface. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by PookieJones

Whether I'm happy or sad, I sing a little made-up song to fit the mood. I'm tone I don't deaf, and know why whatever the I do it, words are, but quitt

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Entry by PetHuman

I bought a fidget spinner just for laughs. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have more than one now. I can't put it down, please help...

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