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20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

Previously we asked our readers to share with us pet peeves they find so awful that they'd probably stab the perpetrators with a spork. There were so many notable submissions that we became genuinely concerned about the safety of the rest of you.

So here they are. Stay frosty out there.

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Entry by PollyDarton

If you keep your dog on a chain all/ most of the time... We probably can't be friends. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Kalli

ORACKEDCON L If you embarrass me in public, I will deny having ever made your acquaintance.

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The first time I hear you policing fandom and calling anybody a fake fan of anything, I'm going to transfer myself to a precinct as far away from yo

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Entry by PookieJones

You can talk about the game/ band you like all you want, and I'll listen. AL 04 YIVLAS But if you start forcing me to watch YouTube clips about it, I'

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CRACKED COM I'm happy to help you with homework when I can, but if you start acting like I'm your teacher and I owe you help, oUr relationship is goin

15
Entry by never_more

IF YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER DRIVERS CAUTION B DRIVER CAUTION BAD DRIVER DRIVER CAUTION BAD UTION BAD BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE THIS ON BAD DRIVER

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Entry by deathpod

If you wanna be vague, dramatic, and like having an audience... vaguebook I have... NO time for your drama You know who you are. I don't want to talk

13

WEARING A BAND SHIRT WITHOUT BEING A FAN? fA H...WE'RE DONE! CRACKEDOON

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Entry by femshep87

CRACKEDCON Back up bro. I don't care how much you think we're hitting it off, if you invade my personal space, I'm going to assume you're either creep

11
Entry by Vicki Veritas

YES YES YES YOU DID YOU HAVE YES YES HEARD OF... READ.. NO ONE KNOWS EVERYTHING. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU DO. OR I WILL PRETEND I DON'T KNOW YOU. CRAC

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CRACKEDC You might be as beautiful as the queen of France, but if you're a jerk to folks in the service industry, I'm gone.

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ao I WNEE LITERALLY.O NDAl If the next thing out of your mouth didn't really happen.. WE'RE DONE.

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Entry by masta_X

20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

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Mortoge Volue $13 DEED e1 INDIANA AVE. RENT $18. EDI With House Houses with Houses PLAC Houses CONNECTIC TITLE BENT If you're one of those people who

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Entry by Lolly~

Litter in front of me JUST ONCE and I will probably never talk to you again. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by jimclass

IF you like fantasy films but constantly criticize them for not being realistic... Speaking of cyberpunk, in Rogue One there is no imu >ns world after

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKED.COM Interrupt me mid-sentence... ...and I will FOREVER hold a grudge. I hold A LOT of grudges.)

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

1 can still like you if you don't enjoy reading. But if you're 'proud' of the fact that you don't read, please get out of my house

2

WHEN THE BILL COMES, IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST OFFER TO SPLITIT IT'S US WHO WILL SPLIT UP. CRACKED GOM

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O DON'T CARE WHAT BODILY FLUIDS WE'VE SWAPPED, USE MY TOOTHBRUSH AND I'LL BE SWAPPING YOU OUT FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GROSS.

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