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18 Celeb Dumb Quotes (So Stupid They're Brilliant)

Everyone makes mistakes along the way. However, almost all of us actually get away with this now fairly easily because people laugh it all off and quickly forget regarding our silly mental lapses. Even so, if you're a famous person, it's a different scenario. Everything that a celebrity says (or Twitter posts) appears to be meticulously tried to log on the internet and accessible at all times. That wacky celebrity quote will live on in perpetuity, especially when that person does not appear to be the brightest doughnut in the jar or lacks some basic education.

Celebrities make a lot of stupid statements. Quite a bit. A lot. However, some of the things they say are so stupid that they transcend stupidity and enter the realm of genius.

So, in general, you can expect to see the following quotes on inspirational nature photos pretty soon.

Scroll down and see the amusing list of some of the dumbest celebrity sayings ever.

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Entry by PedroH

CRACKEDcO IT'S REALLY HARD TO MAINTAIN A ONE-ON-ONE RELATIONSHIP IF THE OTHER PERSON IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW ME TO BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. -Axl Rose 198

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I might fade into Bolivian. Mike Tyson CRACKED.COM

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRAGKEDCON dont know what it was about 2nite... but I just felt like a baby bunny smelling a spring flower. felt good. like salt and freshly baked br

15
Entry by gicusudoru

If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump? Kelly Osbourne CRACKEDCON

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I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. - Sienna Miller

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Entry by Kevin King

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one

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Entry by Busteq

I'll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the Red Rocks, and honestly, it was as if heard the rock say: 'You have the answers. You are your tea

11
Entry by vincedamaori

WHAT IS MY TALENT? WELL, A BEAR CAN JUGGLE AND STAND on A BALL AND HE'S TALENTED BUT HE'S NOT FAMOUS - KIM KARDASHIAN

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I was faithful at heart... but not faithful: all the way. Usher, admitting during an Oprah interview that he had cheated on his wife CRACKED.COM

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Entry by JoeX111

CRACKED.COM We don't have unsung heroes anymore. Every hero has sung a song in some film. --Shirish Kunder Twitter, 2016

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKED CON Hilton There's much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you're going to have to work

7
Entry by Lolly~

It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them. -guy Ritchie

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Entry by Zanandi Botes

CRACKED Be will all longh al itbdes butiernlies Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed than in watching a reall

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Entry by Kevin King

I've been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No. -Craig T. Nelson during a 2009 Glenn Beck interview

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I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all. -Kanye West

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Guy Fieri: These rib tips, they're like the hub on the flavor wheel of life. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Busteq

TIES I'll tell you why [religion] isn't a scam, in my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication. You can't explain th

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I'll know when I know, and until I know, I don't know. Justin Timberlake CRACKEDOON

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