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22 Important Lessons That Movie Characters Clearly Missed

Movie characters are dumb sometimes, and we understand that; if the horny teenagers know not to go into the dark scary house alone we won't be able to enjoy seeing them hacked to bits later. But sometimes there are lessons within the movie that could have smoothed the path for the protagonists just a little, like ...

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