22 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 29, 2024

22 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 29, 2024

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Robin Williams Defended ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Kid to Her High School Principal

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15 Stupid Things We Need To Stop Doing In 2017

It's a new year, which means it's a chance for society to be better. A "new us," if you will. So let's band together as a species and make it our collective resolution to stop doing all of the following dumb shit that plagued us throughout last year.

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'Mic drop So overused, it has become the new 'LOL. Time to drop it

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Entry by Giovenna

CRACKEDCON SPARE YOUR FUTURE SELF FROM CRINGING. Stop the usage of the dog filter NOW!

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Entry by Busteq

It's time to stop complaining about what other people post on their timelines and just learn how to Unfollow CRACKED coN

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Entry by PookieJones

Some phrases are only meant to be typed. T B E It's time to stop saying LOL, hashtag... OUT LOUD.

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Entry by Giovenna

YOUR KIDS STOP SHAMING SITES!! AND oN SoCIAL MEDIA IN PUBLIC MOVE IT'S HORRBLE PARENTING A EVEN LED HAVE AND ONE SCENARO MAY GIRL FROM WASHINGTON A 13

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Entry by PookieJones

In 2017, let's leave the gluten-f diet to those who have been diagnosed with celiac disease. CRACKED COM

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ht's Time TO DROP THE WORD HPSTER rtonce meant music SNOB WHO FReQUENTS DIE BARS AND even Know IF THEY'RE BEInGIRONICAnYMORE. NOW IT means ANYBODY AN

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Entry by Kevin King

FACE SWAP APPS Scarier than any horror movie you saw this year. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by HamHurt

Here is a morbid picture of something I'd never publicly condone or post, without the accepted loophole of... TYPE CRACKEDOON AMEN

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Entry by Kevin King

15 Stupid Things We Need To Stop Doing In 2017

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

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Entry by Winslow Gee

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Please, CRACKED no more tironically bad FAMI movies No amount of self-awareness can substitute for actual quality. They're just bad movies without t

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Entry by Giovenna

Don't let a tragedy end up as a meme again.

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