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17 Real Facts Hidden By The People Who Want You To Be Scared

If you're anything like us, you probably have a lot of irrational fears about shit that were likely planted there from a lifetime of AOL emails sent from crazy aunts.

Well, we're here to provide you some free psychiatry and break those phobias. You're welcome!

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Entry by Hestutomo

There are 4O 000 knoun species of spiders in the world, and orly adout a dozen can actually cause serious harm to bhamans. Spiders are SO shy that it'

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Use your cellphone at the gas station and you'll turn into a human fireball. Not only are there absolutely no reported cases of cellphones causing e

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What? An abortion GRAGKED CONF ABORTION increases IS my risk A CAUSE OF BREAST CANC for breast cancer? WWW.AbortionBreasicancer.com Why does the Komen

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Factoring in how many people live in alligator country, there are about 0.06 alligator attacks per year per 100,000 people. Even though they are abund

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70 percent of Americans refuse to get a colonoscopy because they're afraid. CRA People perceive a colonoscopy as a painful and uncomfortable procedure

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Entry by gicusudoru

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They could support a car. Don't worry!

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

Keep a gun in the house to protect your family from violent intruders? Inthe US, 430 peoPLE For comparison, 2,300 are killed during a home people are

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Entry by LilySprite

Only 8 out of every MILLION skydive jumps result in a fatality. That's less than.001% GRACKEDCON OUDT

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Entry by gicusudoru

Although an earthquake is a terrifying experience, the odds of dying in a modern anti seismic building are less than being struck by lightning. From t

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Entry by Zylie

I'm not trying to poison you. The chef at your favorite Chinese restaurant is not cruelly tainting your General Tso's with dangerous substances. 40 ye

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Entry by Hestutomo

The deadliest animal attack is neither the shark nor bearo Animals with the deadliest attack are actually bees, wasps. and hornets, but you only have

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Entry by Maclise

CRACKED COM Cancer deaths in the U.S. have decreased by 23% since 1991.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Those refugees from war-torn countries could be terrorists. We shouldn't let them stay in our country! U.S. refugees arrested on domestic And this i

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Entry by gicusudoru

Severe turbulence might be scary, it can spill your coffee, you may even get hurt if not wearing your seatbelt, but actually it's more uncomfortable t

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Entry by Lunachick71

Afraid of In the US, there are only Snakes? 5 deaths per year, from snake bites. I just want a hug. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Hestutomo

Perhaps because of their breed's origin and their intimidating physical appearance. Pitbulls have a notorious but undeserved reputation as vicious dog

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