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22 Heinous Crimes Committed By Batman And Superman

Batman and Superman: Two of the most iconic and influential comic book characters of all time. One is an anti-hero, vigilante that never kills. The other is a golden boy that stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Except that, upon closer inspection, they really aren't (except for that whole "iconic" part).

You see, when you dig far enough into the characters, they pretty much boil down into a couple of contradictory murderers. Assholes, really. Don't believe us, then how do you explain things like ...

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BRUCE WAYNE IS TOO NICE TO TAKE OUT A KILLER. SO HE SETS FIRE TO A BUILDING, KILLING SEVERAL PEOPLE. It's Batman Begins. and pre-cowl Bruce is trainin

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SUPERMAN HEROICALLY ADOPTED JIMMY OLSEN. Boy EMPLOYEES oF THE DAILY PLANET But A VOICe CONTRADICTS ONE I CAN'T! YJOYFULLY ATTEN PICNIC THE CUB REPORTE

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ISN'T IT GREAT THE WAY BATMAN TAKES IN ROBIN? WHO ARE KS NAME IS JASON YUP TODO. EXCEPT THAT HE KIDNAPS HIM. In the case of both Jason Todd and Dick G

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SUPERMAN DECIDED TO TAKE DOWN A CORRUPT COACH. BURKE LURCNES FORWARD TO ATTACK- INSTANTLY HE FEELS THE STN6 OF A HE LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS SO HE PARALYZE

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BATMAN CAUGHT SOME THIEVES STEALING BLEACH. SO HE BURNED THEM TO DEATH AND HAD SEX IN THEIR ASHES. Batman improvises EUa ee our a bleach/ MASASO therm

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SUPERMAN IS THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN. .COULON'T WHAT SOES ON HERE ?ACCORDING TO THE IT'S A CALCULATED UISUAL SHOULO BE SAVING RISK. I'LL BET M LIFE ME RI

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IN HIS FIRST EPONYMOUS ISSUE, BATMAN CAUGHT A BAD GUY. Bu UC TE SKY STTING AS THE MONSTER RISESTHE OFATN. THE RATSAN! STEEL LIKE ROPE oF TE BATMAN LOO

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IN SUPERMAN RETURNS, SUPES FINDS OUT HE HAS A KID. AND HE'S PERFECTLY CONTENT TO PRETEND HE'S NOT THE DAD. Apparently Superman takes off to find himse

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BATMAN'S ENTIRE MOTIVATION IS HIS PARENTS. YET HE DESTROYS THE TRAIN THEY WERE SO PROUD OF. An early scene in Batman Begins shows young Bruce riding t

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IN AN EARLY COMIC, SUPERMAN PUNISHED SOME CROOKED BUSINESSMEN. S GLASSES. CLARK KENT VISITS AS SUPERMAN RACES TOWARD THE DISTANT ON THE LIST--- AT TOD

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BATMAN IS THE CAPED CRUSADER OF GOTHAM CITY. AND HE'S AN EMBEZZLER. Bruce Wayne is using company money to buy personal items to support his vigilante

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SUPERMAN SURE LOVES METROPOLIS. WHICH MAKES THE FACT THAT HE DESTROYS IT MORE PUZZLING. In Man of Steel. General Zod arrives and demands that Earth tu

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IN THE KILLING JOKE, BATMAN DEFEATS THE JOKER. OAA HOOOF THEN THE TWO OF THEM HAVE A GOOD GIGGLE TOGETHER. HEE In the the Joker HEE HEE HEE HAHA story

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WHEN LOIS LANE DIES, SUPERMAN TURNS BACK TIME AND SAVES HER! AND LETS A TOWN DIE. In the 1978 film. Superman rushes to offset the destruction caused b

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BATMAN IS A BILLIONAIRE WHO SPENDS MILLIONS ON BAT-SHAPED DOO-DADS. ALSO HOW WILL VICTOR FRIES' GLOBAL WARMING LEGISLATION AFFECT BRUCE THE WAYNE ENER

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SUPERMAN WANTS TO SPARE LOIS SOME PAIN. SO HE GIVES HER A KISS THAT GIVES HER AMNESIA. The thing is. working in an office alongside a person you've se

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BATMAN THWARTED THE JOKER'S EVIL PLAN TO DEPLOY SMILEX GAS. BY BLOWING UP A CHEMICAL PLANT, IN THE MIDDLE OF GOTHAM CITY In Tim Burton's Batman. the J

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ONE DAY, SUPERMAN DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT RECKLESS DRIVERS. INTO THE MASSED CARS WADES SUUPERMAN RE- PEATING HIS EARLIER PERFORMANCES- WH-WHAT-

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IF YOU THROW A SWORD AT BATMAN, DON'T MISS. IHE POWEREULL THROWSENDS NOW LETS SEE HOW THE SHARPSTEEL HISSING YOu CAN FIGHT WITHOUT THROUGH THE YOUR RA

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SUPERMAN IS THE ULTIMATE AMERICAN SYMBOL. EXCEPT THAT HE'S NOT. Superman's success has nothing to do with hard work or the American way. Superman's po

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IN THE '80s, BATMAN TOOK CARE OF THE KGBEAST. OOnFLET US PLAY CUT THIS BLACK GAE! WHY SHOULLD BY WALLING HIM UP AND LEAVING HIM TO DIE. A FEWYERES 46O

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IN 1939. SUPERMAN DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT CRIME. Bu THEY MISTAKEN! SUPERMAN SECURES ARE FOR THEE A SOURC OF THE SOUND IS A ONE-MAN CYSLONE: SUPE

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