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22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)

Look, we're just like you: Most of our life advice and goals are derived from movies. But, in twist fit for said movies, it turns out that a lot of those movies are full of total nonsense.

With that in mind, we teamed up our favorite image magician AuntieMeme to debunked a few of the most popular myths Hollywood loves to use over and over and over again. Consider it our community service for the week.

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In THE SADDEST scene From Man OF STEEL, JONATHAN Kent YELLS, GO FOR THE OVERPASS! TO ALL THE PEOPLe THREATENED BY An OnComInGTORNADO. IT'S A WONDER

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In THE movies AND on TV, THE WAY TO TREAT AJELLYFISH STING IS TO Pee on IT. WHICH MAKES IT HURT A LOT moreo Peeing on it will just activate the jellyf

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WHEN IAn MALcOm GETS A FLESH wound, In JURASSIC PARK, HE APPLIES A MAKeSHIFT TOuRniquet TO STOP THE BLEEDING. HOPE HE DIDN'T WANT TO KeeP THAT LEG. A

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WHen A DRIVER GETS A FLAT in THE MOVIeS, HE BRAKES HARD & CRANKS THE WHEEL. WHICH IS HOW YOU cAUSE A CRASH. Instead, briefly tap the accelerator and k

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WHEN A MOVie CHARACTER IS LOST In A BLIZZARD, SHE SURVIVES BY EATING snow. WHICH WOULD MAke HER THIRSTIER Not only can eating snow damage your mouth,

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WHEn MOVIe CHARACTERS GET noseBLeeDs, THEY'LL TIP THEIR HEADS BACK. OSED HAX A39 in THE REAL WORLD, THAT CcAuSES CHOKING. Blood gushing down the back

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MOVIES TEACH us TO open THE WInDOWS DURING A TORNADO, TO eQuALize PRESSURE. CAND KeeP An eye OUT FOR WITCHES.) DON'T DO THAT. Opening windows allows w

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IF YOU'RE TRAPPED WITH A CAR under WATER, opEN A TIRE And BREATHE In THE AIR! Be PREPARED TO BREATHE In A LOT OF WATER. Even if you've got a knife to

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SUFFERING FROm HYPOTHERMIA? HAVE A BRANDY, IT'LL WARm YoU RIGHT UP. BY LOWERING YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE. Alcohol doesn't make you warmer. It just makes

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STRANDED AT SeA? DRINK YOUR PE, WATERWORLD STYLE! OR JUsT DRINK SeA WATER-IT'S A TOSS-UP. Urine is full of waste that your body needs to get rid of, s

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in THE ABYSS, LINDSAY DIES. BUT VIRGIL SHOUTS AND DEFIBS HER BACK TO LIFE. THAT DOESN'T WORK on DEAD PeOPLE. A defibrillator restores rhythm to a stil

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YOU'vE GOT TO STAY WITH me! IS WHAT Movie CHARACTERSS SHOUT AT PEOPLE WITH concussions. THEY SHOULD REALLY JUsT LET THEM SLEEP. Before modern scanne

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WHen Movie CHARACTERS ARE LOST In THE WILDERNESS, THEY STRIKE OUT And MAke THEIR WAY Home. REAL PEOPLE REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT. Lost people tend to g

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WHen JOHN WAYne IS LOST in THE DeseRT, HE GETS WATER OUT OF A CACTUS. LET'S HOPE He'S NoT PLAnnING on DRnKnG IT. The alkaloid-rich mash inside a cactu

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HAS OUr HeRO Been SHOT? We HAVE TO GET THE BULLETS OUT! oSAYS no DOGTOR ANYWHERE. Bullets are sterile, so there's no risk of infection. However, they

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In SNAkes on A PLANE, MARIA SUcks THE venom OUT OF A KID'S SNAKEBITe. (SHE SWISHES WITH OLIVE OIL TO MAKe IT BETTER) WHICH DOESN'THELP THE SUcKER ORTH

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