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17 Famous Love Songs Written By Sociopaths

Love songs aren't too hard to cook up, right? Sing in a higher, softer voice; play some slow, stringy tunes; throw a little "hey, baby" in there and you're gold. It's so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore -- they're all the same!

The music that speaks to you would help you figure out what you're doing on your healing path. "Because it is the route I know," the author writes from the perspective of a female.

"Now and then, I think of all the times you screwed me over

But had me believing it was always something that I’d done.

But I don’t wanna live that way,

Reading into every word you say."

And you'd be right: Straight down to the super creepy lyrics that slipped by without you even noticing. We asked our readers to show us some love songs where the singers added a screwed-up something extra. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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According to Katy Perry, the song E.T. is about falling in love with a foreigner This is done through metaphors about aliens... They say, be afraid

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rogue's hit en song Don't Let Ggo Love promises love makin', heart breakin', soul shakin' love after marriage (I won't be satisfied till we're tak

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Heat All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You A cover of a Dobie Gray song about wanting to sex up the love of your life, Heart had a different take on th

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Entry by Pedgerow

In 1981, new wave rockers Oingo Boingo released Little Girls, in which the lead singer declares his love for, you guessed it, small female children.

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Entry by Pedgerow

I swore I'd never let her go... How sweet. Brandon Flowers of The Killers must really love Jenny in their hit, Jenny Was a Friend of Mine. Except

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Entry by Danzy

CRACKED.COM HELL In the video for RIIE has a serious problem. I've been alone with you inside my mind He's a drama teacher in love with one of his s

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CRACKED.COM Don't You Want Me by The Huan League Don't You Want Me, describes a power struggle betveen a megalomaniac, movie director and the ungrat

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

mono LIGHTNIN' M-G-M ar STRIKES LOU CHRISTIE Every boy wants a girl He can trust to the very end Baby, that's you Won't you wait but 'til then When I

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Entry by Kevin King

Train's Marry Me CRACKEDOON Seems like a sweet love song. Promise me You'll always be Happy by my side I promise to Sing to you When all the music di

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

17 Famous Love Songs Written By Sociopaths

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YEAH NOW USTEN TO ME, BABY TRY TO UNDERSTAND I'D RATHER SEE YOU DEAD, UTTLE GIR THAN BE WITH ANOTHER MAN NOW BABY COME BACK, BABY, COME COME BACK, BAB

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Think twice before dedicating James Blunt's You're Beautiful to the object of your affection. She smiled at me on the subway, she was with another ma

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Entry by Kevin King

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon by Neil Diamond In this 1967 song, Neil Diamond is counting down the days until this girl becomes legal. Keep in mind, he

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Entry by Scott Laffey

If I could fly, I'd pick you up. I'd take you into the night and show you a love like you've never seen. Benny Mardones sounds like a hopeless roman

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Age ain't nothing but a number by Aaliyah included the lines Throwing down ain't nothing but a thing. Take my hand and come with me, let me show yo

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCOT I Drove All Night by Roy Orbison Roy Orbison is willing to drive all night to get to the one he loves. THAT'S SWEET. The problem is, when h

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Entry by Kevin King

Weezer's lead singer Rivers Cuomo wrote Across The Sea after he recieved a fan letter from a girl in Japan. The song starts off innocent enough. Yo

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