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LAWYERS ARE HIGHLY PRONE TO DEPRESSION AND SUICIDE Being a lawyer sound like an exciting job, but in reality the constant stress, the tediousness and

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This rusty piece of junk is a stripper well. Together they account for 80% of all oil wells in the United States. In fact, more than 1/3 of all the oi

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YOUR SUSHI ISN'T THE FISH YOU THINK IT IS. 000 A study found that roughly a third of the time, seafood sold in The U.S. has been swapped for species t

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The New York Federal Reserve's function is to monitor the big banks, making sure their actions are above board. But the banks have SO much influence,

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