20 Real Official Merchandise Items No One Thought Through

There's a saying in Hollywood: "If we can milk this for every dollar that it's worth, then yank those goddamn udders." We don't actually know if they say that, but spend a minute in any toy store and you'll understand.

Naturally, when people have bags of cash on the brain, they don't really pay attention to the merchandise they're rolling out. With the help of AuntieMeme and her mint condition toy collection, you're about to see the results of what happens when you put cash in one hand and the approval stamp in the other.