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21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories (That Happen To Be True)

There's a ton of sexual tall tales out there, and most people try to pass off as fact. Though we aren't sure why -- while everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.

But we're here to set the record straight. With the help of looner-turned-nun AuntieMeme, we present you some of the most insane and true sex stories history has to offer.

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Wilt Chamberlain claimed he slept with a stadium full of women. The Forum, where the Lakers played when Wilt was on the team, seats 17,505, for basket

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Fidel Castro reportedly slept with 35, .000 women. For comparison, the Cuban Army numbered 38,000 as of 2005. According to an ex-Castro official named

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In 1973, when Yankee Stadium celebrated its 50th anniversary, the PR team sent around a questionnaire to players asking for their most memorable momen

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Dr. Carl van Cosel spent seven years sleeping with a corpse. She'd been a patient of his before she died, and after her death in 1933, he Elena, alive

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This is a Henry Hoover vaccum cleaner. In 2008, a security guard caught a Polish Henry contractor pleasuring himself with one in the break room of a S

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Nobel-winning physicist Erwin Schrodinger viewed marriage the same way he viewed cats in boxes. In a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence

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A South Dakota man spent 2006-2007 videotaping himself humping street signs. DO NOT DEAD ENT JUST D ONE WAY NE WA STOP Police found him lurking with h

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A Kansas sheriff and his wife made a sex tape, then returned it to the video store. It was 1986, when people rented video equipment from their local v

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In 1994, a guest at a Lakeland, Florida motel got his penis stuck in the pool filter. Even after staff turned off the pump, the swelling was so intens

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An Ohio man was arrested in 2008 for having sex with a picnic table. Specifically, it was the umbrella hole in the picnic table. He was caught on vide

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A Hong Kong man who decided to screw a park bench got 'stuck! I was one of those metal benches with holes in it, and when paramedics couldn't free his

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Chuck Negron's penis exploded. Negron, one of the vocalists from Three Dog Night, had So much sex that his dong became chafed and swollen. Ignoring hi

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Nero had a boy named Sporus castrated, then dressed him up as a bride and married him. Apparently Sporus bore an uncanny resemblanceto Nero's dead wif

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In 1991, a Pennsylvania machine shop worker tore his junk masturbating against a piece of machinery. He was rubbing himself against the drive belt whe

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Aviator SPiroi Charles of Lindbergh St:LOU had three secret families. Since he was one of the few globetrotters at the time, it was easy for him to ke

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Horace Greasley snuck out of a Nazi POW camp 3 times a week for 5 years, to get laid. He'd fallen for the daughter of an official from a different pri

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H.G. Wells kept a diary of all the women he slept with during his second marriage. He kept very detailed accounts, which is impressive considering the

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King Edward VII had a special chair made for sex. He was a big man with a sexual appetite to match, but he was worried about crushing his partners. Th

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Hans Christian Andersen was really into masturbation. We know this The because FAIRY he kept COMPLETE HANS STORIES an extensive CHRISTIAN TALES and CH

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Edward Smith says he's had sex with 1, ,000 cars. With. Not in. He's a mechaphile from Washington, and his current squeeze is a Beetle he calls Vanill

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Pope Benedict IX held orgies at the Vatican. Benedict inherited the Papacy as a teenager, and decided to use his wealth and moral authority to party a

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