‘Unfrosted’ Isn’t Unwatchable, It’s Just Unnecessary

‘Unfrosted’ Isn’t Unwatchable, It’s Just Unnecessary

40 Random Bits of Trivia We Flossed Out of Our Brainfolds

40 Random Bits of Trivia We Flossed Out of Our Brainfolds

14 Child-Friendly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Into the Back of Your Skull

14 Child-Friendly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Into the Back of Your Skull

British Comedian Canceled By Talent Agency After Threatening to Murder Another Comic

British Comedian Canceled By Talent Agency After Threatening to Murder Another Comic

21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children

21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children

24 Terrifying Real-World Monsters You Won't Believe Exist

It's good feeling to walk out of a monster movie knowing full well that we're safe from the beast on the screen. Well ... you can imagine where this is going ...

With help from the master of imagery witchcraft AuntieMeme, we present to you the monsters of the world.

24
Entry by AM Smiley

THE BLACK DRAGONFISH IS WATCHING YOL IN THE DARK, Msll Its body emits a bioluminescent glow that only it can see, SO while other creatures are swimmin

23
Entry by AM Smiley

THE JASON MASK SPIDER NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. CRACKED COM Photo:inearoado http:!www.inaturalist.orglobservations/222015

22
Entry by AM Smiley

THE STARNOSED MOLE HAS A FACE FULL OF TENTACLES. That squid on his face gives the Star-nosed Mole one of C the best senses of touch in the mammal king

21
Entry by AM Smiley

24 Terrifying Real-World Monsters You Won't Believe Exist

20
Entry by AM Smiley

THE GIANT WATER BUG FLIES AND BITES. These winged nightmares are 4 inches long, and have one of the more painful bites in the insect kingdom. http:!ww

19
Entry by AM Smiley

THE ASSASSIN SPIDER PIcks OTHER SPIDERS LIKE FRUIT. It doesn't spin webs. It uses its fanged beak and long neck to reach out and pluck other spiders

18
Entry by AM Smiley

THE RHINO MOUSE IS REALLY THICK-SKINNED. They're not the result of KimCarpenter some strange gene-splicing experiment. They're afflicted with a pho na

17
Entry by AM Smiley

THE TARANTULA HAWK IS A WASP THAT EATS TARANTULAS. The female tarantula hawk lures the tarantula out of its burrow, paralyzes it, drags it to her nest

16
Entry by AM Smiley

24 Terrifying Real-World Monsters You Won't Believe Exist

15
Entry by AM Smiley

THE WHIP SCORPION DOESN'T NEED A TAIL. Tailless Whip Scorpions, or Whip Spiders, have front pincers that they use for grabbing Creative prey. Getty So

14
Entry by AM Smiley

THE JAPANESE CRACKED.COM SPIDER CRAB CAN BE 12 FEET ACROSS. Spider crabs are omnivores, Commons and use those long claws to Wikimedia pry open mollusk

13
Entry by AM Smiley

NORTHERN THE STARGAZER IS WAITING IN THE SAND, It's actually a fish that burrows into the ocean floor SO it can sneak up on prey. Then it zaps them wi

12
Entry by AM Smiley

THE HAPPY FACE SPIDER JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. Scientists speculate that this Hawaiian native developed its unique markings to discourage birds from

11
Entry by AM Smiley

THE SNUBNOSED MONKEY SNEEZES WHEN IT RAINS. Although the monkey is a recent discovery, they're easy to spot. They're the ones with their heads between

10
Entry by AM Smiley

THE SKELETON SHRIMP HAS A TRANSPARENT BODY AND POISONOUS CLAWS. Photo: globalnews.ca Those claws are used for defense, and more terrifyingly, for mati

9
Entry by AM Smiley

THE PROMACHOTEUTHIS SULCUS HAS SERIOUS CHOPS. What look like squid Young teeth are actually circular, folded lips that Richard E. surround the critter

8
Entry by AM Smiley

THE MATAMATA IS A TURTLE THAT STRIKES LIKE A SNAKE. See that long neck? It gives the Mata-mata serious distance when it strikes its prey from inside i

7
Entry by AM Smiley

THE PENGUIN HAS A BEAKFUL OF SPIKES. Penguins swallow their food alive and wriggling, SO their tongue and mouth parts are lined with spines to keep fo

6
Entry by AM Smiley

THE MUSK DEER HAS FANGS. It doesn't have antlers, SO there's that. Photoiwkimedia Commons CRACKED COM hoanimaldiversityumm wicladulaccountsmoschkael

5
Entry by AM Smiley

THE LAMPREY IS UST A TUBE WITH TEETH. They grow to about three and a half feet long, and feed by literally eating their way into the sides of fish unt

4
Entry by AM Smiley

THE HORNED SPIDER ISN'T HAVING ANY BIRDS. The Horned Spider, or Spiny Orb Weaver, grows spikes and horns to keep birds away. On top of that, it weaves

3
Entry by AM Smiley

THE PINK HANDFISH IS PLEASED TO MEET you. Geographic It's one of nine new National species of handfish that were recently Photo: discovered near Tasma

2
Entry by AM Smiley

24 Terrifying Real-World Monsters You Won't Believe Exist

1
Entry by AM Smiley

THE OBBIT WORA IS 10 FEET LONG AND VENOMOUS. It hunts by burying itself in the ocean floor, then snapping its jaws with enough intensity to split a fi

Related:

Nicolas Cage: 'I Am A Goth'
Want in on this?

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)