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Ancient Jokes You'll Laugh, Not Eyeroll At

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We tend to regard our ancestors with a certain reverence. They were resourceful, they were scrappy, they managed to run from predators long enough to sire some offspring. One thing we don't give them credit for is having a sense of humor. They weren't just scratching out dad jokes. Old writing is packed with legitimately sophisticated humor.

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16th-century humor was thirstier than you think. A gentleman taking his leave of his mistress said: I kiss your hands and your feet. She answered:

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In Aristophanes' Lysistrata, written 2, 400 years go, the women go on a sex strike, and not all of them like it. WOMAN Oh, I simply must run home this

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Lighting farts was already funny in the 18th century. I'th' int'rim, fond of mischief telling, The rainbow-goddess flies to Helen: Most modern farts I

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CRACKEDCO COM Poggio Bracciolini was the Pope's secretary - and he wrote a book of dirty jokes. In Florence, young somewhat of a woman, simpleton, the

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CRACKEDCON The British of old waxed poetic about dirty riddles. Splendidly it hangs by a man's thigh, under the master's cloak. In front is hole. a It

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GRACKEDCON Aristophanes foresaw Brian from Family Guy 2, .400 years ago. In The Wasps, a dog is taken to trial for stealing a Sicilian cheese. A defen

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CRACKED Emperor Augustus was a real jokester. When Galba, whose body was deformed by a hump on his back, was pleading before him and a case kept sayin

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CRACKEDO ST. LOUIS WOLVES Homer did Who's on first long before Abbott and Costello. In The Odyssey, Odysseus tells a cyclops his name is Outis, No

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In the Satyricon (1st century CE), an older man seduces his host's son. At first the boy rebuffs him: Either you go to sleep or I'll call father! Bu

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Philogelos, written in the 4th century CE, is the world's oldest collection of jokes. A witty student sold his books when he was short of money. He th

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CRACKEDcO Aristophanes' The clouds likens thunder to farts. Yes, yes, by Apollo I suffer, I get colic, then the stew sets to rumbling like thunder and

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CRACKED.COM APPENDIX. 153 2222222222222. Timothy Dexter 99999 ??? trolled grammar lovers. 36_ In 1802, self-proclaimed Lord Dexter published A Pick

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Cicero was telling lame dad jokes 2, .000 years ago. e Cicero, seeing his son-in-law (a man of small stature) passing by with a large sword by his siD

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Shakespeare joked about cunnilingus. PETRUCHIO Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail. KATHERINE In his tongue. PETRUCHIO Whose t

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Taking potshots at your wife wasn't invented by modern comedians. A woman- paid his last respects at the tomb of his dead wife. When someone asked him

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Doctor, doctor jokes go back to Roman times. Doctor, when I awake from sleep I have a dizziness for half hour. an The physician replied, Awake afte

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Shakespeare is highbrow today, but the bard wasn't above making yo mama'': jokes. I CHIRON Thou hast undone our mother. AARON Villain, I have done t

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CRACKEDG COM Did you hear the one about the Roman Emperor? A man came to Rome and caused everyone to turn their heads because he looked SO similar to

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CRACKED CO Rent in Rome was already too damn high 1.900 years ago. You might buy excellent house Sora, an at Fabrateria, or Frusino, for one year's re

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Aristophanes was making poop jokes 2, 400 years ago. In the opening scene of the play Peace, two very grossed- out servants knead shit cakes to feed a

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CRACKED CON The 5th century CE had its own Or are you just happy to see me? line. HERALD I herald, of I am swear I a course, am, and I come from Spa

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Sitcom jokes were already a thing 200 years ago. In John Tobin's play The Honey Moon (1805), a man reverses his anti-marriage stance after meeting a w

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CRACKED CO Remember the Dead Parrot sketch? There was once a joke about a dead slave. & The slave you sold died. me By the gods, replied the other

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The world's oldest joke is a fart joke. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young did woman not fart in her husband's embrace.

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CRACKEDCO COM The Bible features dick size comparisons. When King Rehoboam is asked to lower his father's taxes, his buddies advise him to reply: My

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