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41 Sequels That Picked Up Seamlessly From the Original — Or Missed the Mark Disastrously

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31 Counterintuitive Facts Only Recently Unearthed From the Crypts of History

16 Jobs Movies Always Get Wrong

We get it, Hollywood likes to take liberties with certain aspects of everyday life to make films and television more entertaining. Unfortunately, though, some of those fictions have managed to escape into reality, so much so we accept it as fact.

We asked our readers to dispel some of these "facts" and gave $200 to the winner ...

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Entry by Ram-El

Electroconvulsive Therapy is not a torture method but a validated and effective treatment for refractory and psychotic depression among other disorder

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Entry by mkad

I'm a fool with the snow They think I'm puttinP.v v.v.S jewels in the coke My watch a cool 100, Paint- job a cold 20 And after this flip I'm quittin

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Entry by John E.

Co-pilots are not newbie apprentices. The First Officer, which is the official term, are fully certified and qualified to operate and fly the plane at

Crime Scene Investigator Real life and Fiction Real crime scene investigators aren't allowed to touch anything without the consent and supervi- sion o

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Entry by JudgeDoody

CRACKEDOON What profession has the highest rate of DRUG USE? Athletes? Artists? Stockbrokers? Truckers? X NOPE It's construction & restaurant workers

IN MOVIES REC Hero cop finds a mysteri- ous white powder packet; he tastes it and announces that it's cocaine or heroin or whatever; everyone 02107155

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Entry by JASalisbury

CRACKED.CON Just give me 24 hours to undertake the DNA and toxicology analysis B$%ch please, it takes 2-3 days to complete a DNA analysis andthats if

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Entry by anakedjew

CRACKED COM Don't bother complaining about how unfair a grader he is -this smooth operator's got tenure. That's a guaranteed job for life, yo. Or not.

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Entry by mkad

What do the following mainstay occupations of TV dramas all have in common. that they barely ever cover in the shows? POLICE DOCTORS LAWYERS TONS AND

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Entry by scot7a

What you need in order Lo be a locksmith in real life: MW NIENL. What you need in movies: CRACKEDOON

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Entry by MinorShan

MathematiciantMentally Unstable G a real math whiz can range anywhere between this to this 25% duce top cf And as a population are as mentally and soc

Hi, I am SO and So; can you tell me in which room xyz is staying ? If you do that in real life you will get Of course, xyz is staying in room 123. Go

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Entry by mattfondacaro

NASA CRACKEDCOR XX XX XX XX Meet the height restrictions? Possess a Bachelor's degree in the sciences? Have at least 1,000 hours in jets? Pass the phy

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Entry by fausterella

Psychiatric nurses don't typically wear uniforms. They don't force patients to swallow pills, they don't routinely disbelieve everything the patients

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Entry by MinorShan

EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU WANT TO TWIST HOLLYWOOD HAS IT OR BREAK AN ANKLE RIGHT. THERE'S CHASING A SUSPECT. BE NOTHING BETTER THAN HANDICAPPED IN A FIGHT

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Entry by Michael Voll

Ship Captains Don't Have The Authority to Perform Weddings As THECERMONV BEGINI. T'VE GOT TOCIVE CREDIT AUTHORITY FORNMYSEL AND SO. By THE SUIPERMAAN

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