26 Parts Of Everyday Life That Make You Feel Like A Dork

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There are situations in life that put everyone's coolness to the test, because they're difficult or physically challenging or something. This isn't about that. This is about the ordinary, perfectly manageable stuff that some of us are still bungling through like parade balloons.

This contest was suggested by PJ7, who constantly has to struggle with things like ...

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Entry by PookieJones

Every now and then I get my jeans caught on a doorknob, Smile! and feel like I'm on some hidden camera prank show. GRAI

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CRACKEDOON I cannot wash my hands in a public restroom without getting water on my pants. I get awkward looks when I walk out.

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Entry by Aceduar

I don't know how to act when someone holds the door open for me if I'm a bit far away. I feel pressured to nOT let the person hanging, SO I end up doi

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Entry by Kalli

26 Parts Of Everyday Life That Make You Feel Like A Dork

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CRACKEDC COM Drinking coffee in the car alway's ends with me burning my tongue, dropping the cup, making a huge Mess, and burning my groin:

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Entry by sesu

NDIC Because of my clumsiness, I always walk on the treadmill. I'd love to run, but whenever I try it. I almost immediately trip on my legs because my

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J can't hand off a tip to someone in person. feel too wkward, and can t make eye contact, then end up awkwardly thrusting handful a of bills at the pe

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Entry by DroppinShitz

CRACKED COM AA a0 Android use thiS is mE nylime omcone hando me their iPhone... dor what where button? Me no understand!

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I'MA CRACKEDOON FULL GROWN ADULT... WHO MAKES A WL 000 WITH THEIR FINGERS TO TELL WHICH WAY LEFT IS.

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Putting my bags in the overhead compartment is almost impossible I'm tall, SO my high center of balance makes it hard to hold heavy stuff above my hea

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Entry by scandata

CRAGKED COM I've cooked eggs hundreds of times... ...I still can't crack one without making a mess.

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Entry by wonderfloam

I CAN'T CURL MY HAIR... ...WITHOUT BARBECUING MY NECK! CRACKED COM

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My coffee table has been in the same place since I e: X moved in my apartment, but I still manage to bang a body part on it almost Daily. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Kevin King

Will this new person I'm meeting go in for a traditional handshake, first bump, or a handshake hug combination? Either way, I'll manage to screw it up

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Entry by Vincent Pall

Stairs and I do not get along- I always trip when I walk UP them. And it's only gotten worse as I've grown older. Last time it happened I face- plante

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Entry by scandata

9 out of 10 times. drop the keys unlocking a door CRACKEDOON

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Entry by PookieJones

wind up tripping every time I step on a cobbled street. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ERRiley

I really can walk and chew gum at the same time. Except when a wearng HIP oIs. The damn things just WALL NOT stay on my feet.

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Entry by munagam07

CRACKEDc COM tilt back and to I love chair on my balance feels great! it two legs; my back flat on I land lar. too Until back I leaned because

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Entry by PookieJones

Somehow I regularly get my hair or clothes caught in a car door.

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I misplace CRACKEDON my phone at least once a week and end up giving myself a TSA- style pat-down in public trying to find it in my pockets.

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If I reach the table across during meal, a *trying to be classy I always discover later that I dragged my shirt sleeve through ketchup. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Buttersnix

I am terrible at introducing people. I forget or mess up names Ceven of people I know well) and even once introduced my mother as my father and my fat

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Entry by Resivir

Ever tried throwing something into the trash from a short distance AND MISS? (CRACKSIDONT Yeah, me too. Every time.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

39% 12:20 CRACKED cO Tina 11:57 AM I am ... how careful No matter a and rereading send Typing, reading, before clicking message to mistype always ma

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Entry by VictorCamo

GRACKDOONI Whenever a cashier gives me back coins and bills at the same time 0 always end up spilling the coins severywhere. SUB TOTL 5535 Now Ihave l