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19 Good Intentions (That Turn Out Unintentionally Terrible)

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Despite people being the absolute worst on the internet, in real life, people have a tendency to sugarcoat things. And maybe they should act a little garbage-y, because a lot of the behavior we consider "nice" is just spectacularly unhelpful.

For example ...

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Entry by PollyDarton

Standing behind me and doing this while I'm trying to parallel park DOES NOT HEL.P. Parallel parking is stressful enough without it becoming a spectat

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Bro, you're stressed. Iknow you don't always puff, but this Fluffer Nutter strain is just what you need! I'm sincerely happy for you that you like can

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Entry by jaykay

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT COULD BE WORSE! Also means: I know you're sad now, but you could be sad in a worse situation, too. Feel better now?

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Entry by VictorCamo

I'll get the door for you. But I'm 15 feet away, SO now I have to awkwardly run. Thanks. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Fermosalua3

OYOOYARYD CRACKEDOON You're So pretty for a plus-size woman! I know you think that's a compliment, but it's just subtle fat-shaming.

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Entry by RealChemical

When I've just gone through a break up and friend a says, I knew [insert namel wasn't good enough for you. It sounds like a great thing to say, but

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Entry by PookieJones

Setting people up on blind dates can go horribly awry. If you think your two friends could click, introduce them to each other at a party, when there'

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Entry by ERRiley

Telling me I can get another when my pet dies is not a comfort at all. It just makes me realize what an insensitive jerk the alleged sympathizer is. C

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My best friend's aunt's cousin has that. She's doing fine now!o You're trying to relate to the situation and that's understandable, but no one's expe

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Entry by PookieJones

Hey, you should try [medicine/ exercise]. I know you mean well, but I'd rather trust my doctor with my recovery. Suggesting a cure for any conditi

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Entry by BRWombat

'There are ot ther fish in the sea! Well, of course there are. But I really liked that one particular fish. Also, why are we referring to the person

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CRACKEDC CON Tomorrow, everything will be just fine. Perhaps. But it's not tomorrow. I'm dealing with today.

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDOOM Things happen for a reason. Well, some things are just random, and carry no deeper meaning at all.

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Entry by ERRiley

Don't tell me not to cry over spilled milk unless you are going to clean up the mess I made. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Buttersnix

CRACKEDOON WHEN SOMEONE SAYS DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? ALL I CAN THINK IS HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN JUDGING MY APPEARANCE?!

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Entry by ERRiley

Telling me not to worry does not make me stop worrying. It actually gives me more to worry about because then I worry that I am worried when maybe I s

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Entry by Gareth

When a friend loses a loued one, it can be hard to know what to say. But silence and a hug is better than bombarding them with questions like, Were y

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You have So much natural The world is your oyster! It's supposed to be encouraging, but it really creates a sense of obligation and pressure. As if

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CRACKEDCON HI, I CAN HELP YOU CARRY SOME OF THOSE! PLEASE, NO! They are perfectly balanced right now, and if you take one, will literally drop all o

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