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33 Useful Words the English Language Needs to Add

The English language is a funny thing. While we're able to perfectly communicate with other speakers, we can still find ourselves at a loss for the perfect word to get our point across. Thankfully, our readers have stepped up to the plate to fill in the blanks and we gave moistery cash to the winner.

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LIE-CHIATRIST An unqualified PSYCHIATRIC person who diagnoses HELP 5& themselves with a mental illness that they don't actually have, for the sole pur

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Entry by Bennett Rea

Gasterval - the period between when a relationship starts and when you first openly fart in front of your partner.

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Entry by RedRaspberry

CRAGKED0OT bleakfast [bleek-fuh st] noun the first meal of the day consisting of cold leftovers from the night lbefore

CRACKED COM NASA Purasori 20B0 In:tel-li:duh adj.. 1. stupid actions or words by an otherwise intelligent person.

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Entry by Pedgerow

slocking, V.: a popular online pastime Caps FOR BEING best known Lock CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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Entry by j21

zeitgaffe CRACKED COM A cultural reference that is sufficiently inaccurate or outdated to demonstrate that the maker of the reference is out-of-touch

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Entry by BinaryStep

malam:o:rous GRACKEDO [mal-uh m-er-uh adjective Of a villain in a work, being appealing to fans despite being the antagonist of the work, often becaus

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Entry by AM Smiley

Friendstipation The inability to poop when somebody you know might hear. CRACKED COMT

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Entry by DocBen

necroliker noun </p><p>e-kro-li-ker\ someone who likes a post on facebook about the loss of a loved one. Thomas Treadwell Words cannot express how devastat

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Entry by Hans_Solo

CRACKED xacuate (n) The process of attempting to rapidly close a web page before it can be seen by someone else When / heard the door, / had to xacua

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Entry by Scathe

Gamacho (Game Macho) The undeserved sense of grandeur and arrogance an individual gets at winning a video game, often making the game miserable for ot

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Entry by Pupusa

Wikinius: CRACKED.COM A PERSON WHO CLAIMS TO BE AN EXPERT IN A CERTAIN TOPIC WHEN IT'S CLEAR THEY'VE ONLY READ THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY ON IT.

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Entry by brixenivy

Factoidiot (fack-TOID-ee-uht) n. 1 who (often incorrectly) a person quotes a movie show or TV they've never seen. 2 A person who repeats bit of a triv

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

yammertia [yam-ur-shuh] noun The resistance of a tiresome, one-sided conversation to any change in its state of motion. CRACKED

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Entry by j21

Re: Obammacare is kiling the nation and is suck!!! and not only that lol but hes going to sell Us out to the french you know its alreddy hapening and

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

CRACKEDCON obstacolleague noun A cO-worker whose inability to work well (or work at all) forces you to neglect your own duties so you can fix their me

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Entry by danduplant

Meeternity GRACKEDCOM noun 1) An uproductive business meeting that feels as if it will never. end. 2) A string of pointless meetings that last all day

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Malaproboner (mal'a-probo'nar'l n.- an inappropriate or rinopportune erection of the penis CRACKED.CON

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Entry by smartaleckee

Consterpation [kon-stur-pey-shuhn] noun 1. a long, painful conversation in which every word is a struggle to get out. 2. an awkward dialogue character

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Entry by mattspire

McRibocrite (n.) A person who complains about how disgusting fast food is... but eats it anyway. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by AM Smiley

Camoufanning OFF 60 Turn Past 10 40 80 MINUTES TYERMATIC Turning on a bathroom fan to muffle pooping noises.

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Entry by Bennett Rea

POP CORN Interawktion: a moment wherein you and a person you've just recently met share an uncomfortable silence because you've shared something overl

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Entry by Pedgerow

rebel420 CRACKEDa SOAPBOMBING: herpesexplosion think Christopher HitcH an he quoted Richard Dawkins johnis 1337 How can you sit the hen injustices are

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Entry by luvthecubs

cinefalsity (sin-uh-fal-si-tee) noun 1. The spontaneous act of lying to someone about seeing a movie or TV show when you know damn well you haven't. C

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ONER A CHARACTER WHO YOU ALWAYS KNEW WAS GOING TO DIE, RIGHT FROM THE FIRSTT SCENE

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Entry by bazooka

Eleventurer noun a master of one upsmanship. the person given to articulating the details of his possessions and his accomplishments deemed to be supe

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

Moistery /moist(a)ri/ n. inexplicable dampness CRACKEDCON

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Entry by jkazz

CRACKEDGOM AN a S D Z (n3- C Keyjam The dirt, grime, and gunk found in between the keys of a keyboard

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Entry by DutchHoward

lactease [lak-teezl verb to place any size container of milk back in a refrigerator with only a half fluid ounce remaining at the bottom lacteased I l

'Viewgling' Intentional search of the internet for plot points and spoilers of movies, So you never again have to hear people gasp when you tell them

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Entry by gingajpv

Greatsgusting: You knew it was disgusting but you ate it anyway. And it was delicious.

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Entry by bazooka

ninjestrians noun, plural people dressed in dark clothing walking alongside unlighted roads at night. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Diasdiem

Sortamatopoeia- a word for something that doesn't make a sound, but if it did, would sound exactly like that word. Examples: Bling Slink Glisten CRACK

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