Ways The World Was Clearly Not Designed With You In Mind

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We like to think of ourselves as accommodating and inclusive, these days, but sometimes it still seems like the world around us was designed with somebody else entirely in mind. Clothing that never seems to fit your body shape. Flesh-colored Band-Aids that don't match your skin. Tools that assume that everyone is right-handed. We could go on and on.

Instead, we asked our readers to. They told us ...

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Entry by MiaVega

I've yet to find a diner with booths D can fit in. My feet seldom touch the floor, and the edge ofthe table usually hits me right at nipple height.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Most phones with touchscreen keyboards have no room for my humongous fingers. QWERTYUIOP A S D HJKIL Z X N M X 123 Q return CRACKED COM

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There are really no perfect skinny jeans for a slim man like me. It's always either the jeans don't fit my waistline or the jeans aren't skinny for me

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Ways The World Was Clearly Not Designed With You In Mind

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My thumbs are not flexible enough to deal with most game controllers. After 10 minutes of gameplay my hands are numb.

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Entry by scdecyf

I HAVE BABY HANDS. SO THERE GOES MY DREAM OF EVER MASTERING THE BASS GUITAR. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by LilySprite

I love my long hair! Most vacuums don't

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Ways The World Was Clearly Not Designed With You In Mind

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Entry by wonderfloam

My left ear is a lot lower than my right ear. My hair usually conceals it. But it's noticeable when I put on glasses. Adjustments don't help. I always

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Entry by JadeCampbell

As a short person, I've found that public toilets can sometimes be too high to sit comfortably. I end up doing my business on tiptoe!

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

As a tall kid with a large frame, I was a knee-jerk away from spilling everything I placed on my school desk on the floor. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDG COM Becoming allergic to Soy made me realize... INGREDIENTS: ORGANIC MACARONI PRODUCT (ORGANIC WHEAT FLOUR), ORGANIC CHEESE SAUCE (ORGANIC CH

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Entry by rs1

MY SHOE SIZE IS SO LARGE THAT ANY SHOE I BUY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE STRETCHED IT OUT.

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IT'S PRETTY STUPENDOUS' TO LIVE IN A TIME WHEN THERE'S A NEAR INFINITE AMOUNT OF FREE GENTERTAINMENT. BUT FOR A SCATTERBRAINED PERSON LIKE ME, I CAN G

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Entry by munagam07

ORACKEDco Earbuds never fit the contour of my ears. NO matter what type I buy, or how I wear them, they always come loose at the slightest movement. T

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Entry by WhiteCells

3D movies CRACKED.CONT hard for to watch. are me 3D MOVIE HERE ? + I can't wear both my prescription glasses and the theater's 3D glasses at the same

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Entry by TaiGin

REGULAR WORK HOURS ARE 9-5. XI UNFORTUNATELY HOwEVER, I'M MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE AT NIGHT.

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Entry by ERRiley

0 am wildly allergic to peanuts in any form. It is really hard to find foods that don't contain some sort of peanut by-product. 0 usually just eat the

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As a type 1 diabetic, I need to know, or at least have a good idea, of the carbohydrate counts of what I'm eating, in order to give myself the right a

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Entry by LilySprite

I'm very short. This is the view I get in most bathroom mirrors. T D T CRACKED COM

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Entry by Hestutomo

The Roman way of writing from the left to the right was clearly not designed with left-handed peoplE in mind. Smudged handwriting handed eing left es

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CRACKED I have really narrow, sloping shoulders. So guess what I do 000 times per day? Fix my slipping bra straps. UGH.

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Entry by Zinnavi

I have super thin hair, so if I want to wear any size hair tie, I have to wrap it around my hair multiple times. This results in hair getting pulled o

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Entry by AmyB8484

I'm mixed with Asian and White, and I can't find makeup to match my skin. Makeup for Asians is too dark, and makeup for Caucasians is too pinkish. CRA

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Entry by Freleania

CRACKED.COM Movie theaters will often cause SENSORYOVERLOAD for people like me with autism. I have to wait for the home release for a dim screen and l

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HERE IS A NORMAL PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, DESIGNED FOR THE AVERAGE HUMAN HEAD. HERE ARE THE SHADES AGAIN AFTER STRETCHING THEM OVER MY GIANT PUMPKIN SKULL.