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The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

Ever wonder about the poor bastards who had to replace all the glass in the Golden Eye levels? Or the unnamed creatures who hid their gold inside the bricks in the Mario universe, only to find it missing again and again?

We asked you to Photoshop for us the unseen victims in video game universes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by billispimp

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Entry by TFindlay

The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

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Entry by walterscarff

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Entry by SamLowery

The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

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Entry by Pontifex

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Entry by Happy Emo

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Entry by walterscarff

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Entry by Sinnycal

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Entry by Boron

CRACKED.cOM life cavings

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Entry by Olla

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The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

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Entry by agalea91

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Entry by billispimp

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Entry by mwayne85

The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

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Entry by GundamPanda

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Entry by GundamPanda

The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

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Next week's contest is How to REALLY Scare People On Halloween.

The internet has vanished. After the initial shock and panic, how would we adjust? How would you get the things you used to depend on the internet for? What would become of current internet celebrities? Show us in Photoshop, post it in the forums. The best entry will get $50.

Want to see the entries that didn't make it? Go here. Or, check out our look at 19 Retarded First Drafts of Famous Inventions.

Or, for images too strange to make up, check out our Daily Craption Contest.