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19 Final Texts By Famous Movie and TV Show Characters

Back in the day, even if you were going down, you could at least go down saying something totally badass. But now, with the increased use of smart phones and decreased use of our mouth boxes, things just aren't the same.

We asked you to show us the less than glorious final words of famous fictional characters, as seen through their text messages.

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Entry by Guile21

DSCom 3G 1:22 mill_ AM Messages Princess Leia Edit OMF:: DQRJT VADERT ISS OUR FRTRTRHEDR What ? DRATK VADRERR IKS PPL FRADRR/YUR MYS STSERF!!% Serious

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Entry by El Zoof

mI. AT-AT 3G 8:27 AM Messages DAILY STARZ Edit A new moon signifies great change, an ending to many things, but also a new hope. Do not start any long

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Entry by jenpeters

ml_- Ansible 3G 6:00 AM ORACKEDCON Messages Hive Queen Edit Hey Ender! We finally figured out how to contact you. We come in peace, please don't destr

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKEDCON FLOTSAM 33 8:58 PM Mossages Nurse Kate Edit I need you to come back right away There's A man here with some sort of parasite on his arm. I

15
Entry by Danzy

CRACKED COM Quint 30 esoes 11:04 AM Brody sti bigger we boat needa Et E the we 12s1 don't! tme N.

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Entry by JustinBoyle

Verizon 3G 25 AM Messages Jim Edit Bastard. LOL your problem now

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Entry by AugustusDoom

AT&T3G 9:01 97% aal.. AM Messages Engr.Greg Edit Hey Brian, know it's your first day and all, SO I'm going to cut you a little slack. I left the therm

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Entry by Manx MacReady

mll_. OCP 3G 7:30 PM Messages Anne Lewis Edit I see one taking a piss. I got him. Be careful with those two watching TV, Murphy. YOLO! CRACKEDCON Send

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Entry by BEMaven

mmIl Nazinet 3G 8:23 PM Messages Arnold Toht Edit Have they opened the Ark yet, Herr Toht? Not yet, Herr Krupp. I wish Belloq would get on with this a

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Entry by John Mulroy

OUT 3G 88:88 mol_ Co Messages Scorpion Edit Yo! Drinks? After I'm done with Liu Kang of course. Sure! I've to 'spear' me some Pretty Boy down in the w

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Entry by BEMaven

mmI_ USAF 3G 2:05 PM Messages Tech Support Edit Finally, reattach the blue wire to the bus A. Then you can plug the Teleflex cable back in. Shoot! I'l

8
Entry by Paika

Verizon 3G 9:17 AM Messages Tracy Mills Edit Honey, your weird college buddy John is here and he's poking around all our stuff. Are you EVER coming ho

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Entry by kevinjohn

WESTEROS MOBILE wlill RAVENS ROB FORGODT TOD RSVP FOR THE WEDDING HOW MANY GUESTS CAN I BRING? WALDER AS MANY AS YDU LIKE THE MDRE THE MURDERER WALDER

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Entry by firestorm182

lL AT&T 3G 03:42 AM 100% Messages Hans Edit Have they got the Ark loaded on the plane yet? Not yet. Hey, don't you need a descendent of Moses brother

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Entry by CheshireGator

sl.. Dracula 3G 6:42 PM Messages Elisabeta Edit OMG someone told me you were dead! Please tell me its not true! My love? I guess theres no reason to g

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Entry by Popeshaggy

AT&T 3G 14 PM Messages Mom Edit Hey honey, where are you? You're going to be late for dinner. Chill out Mom. I'm just picking freaking blueberries. La

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Entry by sawtooth1978

mIll_- F&TT 3G 11:38 AM Messages 1G-88 Edit We're going to execute the rebels and then I'll head back Okay Boba How you going to do it? going to push

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Entry by AM Smiley

...00 AT&T 9:47 PM 38 % Messages Bellog Contact Just opened the Ark. Nothing inside but sand. SAND!! Merde. This just blows my mind.

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Entry by DarthJay

al- AT&T 3G 8:27PM Messages Johnny Edit Call FaceTime Contact Message 10/06/2007 8:27 PM Holy crap, dude!! Tony Freakin' Soprano just walked into the

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