22 Movie Titles, Re-Worded for Simplicity

For whatever reason, be it artistic license, necessity, or just plain wackiness, a lot of films have ridiculously long names. We asked you to fix that and gave $100 to the winner ...

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Entry by PaulMDK

K NERDGESPR

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Entry by Ruy Platt

BRAD PITT CATE BLANCHETT GRAMPA BABY

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Entry by PlasmaCaptain

yumptious Scrumdidil Its everybody's on-pollytionary fi-institutionary ro-contectionery faclory of fun It's DAVID L WOLPER oresents WHIMSICAL PREDATOR

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDC REVISED EDITION Hoingt in F & manipuate! I MANIPULATE!! P Pipre ER 000 COPIES SOLD THE FIRST- AND STILL THE BEST- BOOK OF ITS KIND-TO LEAD Y

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Entry by luvthecubs

BRAD PITT CASEY AFFLECK PEW! DEAD, RELBRIN POIREREES LOONI VFALSTIDGS BRTAIWET BRAOPIT PEWEI HEYAFURCK SEDURI WAR PR PAL HE ERI EINER ZFI INOANR E SUB

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

WINNER OF 4 ACADEMY AWARDS (2000) BEST FOREIGN BEST ART BEST ORIGINAL LANGUAGE FILM CINEBEST DIRECTION SCORE 10 ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS CHOW YUN FAT

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Entry by JimmyJames

THE ORIGINALUNNCUT VERSION OF THE BESTSELLING CLASSIC ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Abritliant mind. bendet.. uoht-pronokind urt loneot. NW EK TIMES MARTIAN JESU

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22 Movie Titles, Re-Worded for Simplicity

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Gwyneth and PALTROW Angelina JOLIE Jude LAW NATS DESELPUNK WORLD WORLD THE TREMBLE WILL CRACKED COM

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Entry by tesla777

CRACKED COM WALT DISNEY PICTURES WALDEN MEDIA AND PRESENT PASSION OUDPOLSOLUDER HWNorymrooes OMEENEN AVRSODORIN PXAYAERE BELOVED MASTERPIECE COMESTo l

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Entry by Paika

CRACKED limp bizkit presents PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT sphincter joke

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Entry by luvthecubs

TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME JAMES STEWART JOHN WAYNE in the masterpiece of four-time Academy Award winner JOHN FORD BULLSHTT! VERA MILES LEE MARVIN ED

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Entry by moxynika

GEORGE JOHN TIM BLAKE JOHN CLOONEY TURTURRO NELSON GOODMAN THE ODYSSEY They have a plan. but not a clue. TOUCRSTONE PECTURES O UNT IVERSAL PICTURES ST

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Entry by Role100

Bette Davis Joan Crawford and CRAZIEST Sister, sister. oh so fair. BITCH why is there blood all over your hair? Y25196 CRAZIEST DVD BITCH VIDEO M M Ma

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Entry by Thursamaday

CRACKEDEONMT ANTONIO SALMA OHNNY BANDERAS HAYEK DEPP DESPERADY UUBAPCUIDN NNIN RLRI TREMHLER STILDn NON EERT RTIGeD ATH ANE SOLL WYEL- JIN TE IPW TNE

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Entry by Skybandit

A STEVEN SPIELBERG FLM FILM UFOS CRACKED.COm

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

WELCOME PEDOCLAWS TO YOUR NEW NIGHTMARE. NEWLINEDNEMA a PL ONICION ANCHITMARE ON EIM STREERT IACKE EABLEMAIEY VE EGAALNER FOONEY MARL KAIECAOETY THOMA

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Entry by ruckerstuff

CRACKEDOON JAMES BOND IS BACK! SEAN CONNERY ALBERT R HARRY Front aS BROCCOUI & SALTIMAN JAMES IAN FLEMING'S BOND G F**K RUSSIA!

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Entry by Manx MacReady

An ALBERTO GRIMALDI production Marlon Biando anal A FILM BY BERNARDO BERTOLUCCI MARLON BRANDO MARIA SCHNEIDER MARLA Producedby ALMERTO CRMALD GIOVANNA

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Entry by MinorShan

AN IF YOu GIVE. BOOK' Moocher Numeroff Joffe Laura ILLUSTRATED BY Bond Felicia CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by Girz

Sh t Happens JUDITH VIORST Illustrated by RAY CRUZ 4603

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

FUCKING E L James #1 New York Times Bestseller