26 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 2, 2024

26 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 2, 2024

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John Cleese Cries That He Had to Cut All His Favorite Racial Slurs From ‘Fawlty Towers: The Play’

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Brian Cox Starred in One of the Most Controversial Video Games Ever

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Here’s How Much Critics Hated Jerry Seinfeld’s Matrimonial Panel Show ‘The Marriage Ref’

28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. We asked you to show us some of the ones companies didn't go with. Winner got $100 ...

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

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Entry by Shandere82

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Entry by JohnLom10

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by gicusudoru

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Entry by Vincent Pall

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by Koalaballs

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Entry by DandyBerlin

28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

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Entry by SeamusFell

Hello on Earth. GITMO PHARMACIST RECOMMENDED KETTLE Home Waterboarding Kit Sinus Wash relief sinus & easy-to-use Gentle, soothing relief of: Immediate

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Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by ramirezstvn

28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

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Entry by Koalaballs

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Entry by DixonUranus

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by laretheman

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Entry by mattographer

Jumbo Pampers Sacks Shit 3-WAY FIT 3 31 16-2B lb SESAME STREET 7-13 kg 31 DIAPERS COUCHES/PANALES CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by monkeybird

Cadbury Ghocolate hicken Fetus NET WT (34 9) OIMNL CRACKED

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Entry by tesla777

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by Dutch Rudder

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Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by Manx MacReady

28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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