If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

There's nothing the viewer loves more than a nice steamy sex scene. And Hollywood loves to put them on. We asked our readers to show us what would happen if Hollywood portrayed these scenes correctly. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by SliceofLife

I notice you don't wear underwear. Where did you get those pants? I stole them off some old bum in an alley. Ms. Connor you have contracted pubic lice

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Entry by ClassicCap

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Entry by TimHarvey

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Entry by TimHarvey

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Entry by ramirezstvn

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Entry by Sksmith

CRACKED COM MINA: OH MY PRINCE, I CAN NOT WAIT FOR US TO FINALLY MAKE LOVE. DRACULA: UM..ACTUALLY. AS A VAMPIRE, I HAVE NO HEART BEAT. SO I CAN NOT GE

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Entry by RensB

CRACKEDC COM I want to put my eggs in your mouth to breed our perfect children.

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by DixonUranus

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by Conan420

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Entry by Trishkabibble

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