12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 8, 2024

12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 8, 2024

The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry

The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry

Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale

Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale

If Nikki Glaser Gets Canceled Someday, ‘I’ll Be Able to Forgive Myself’

If Nikki Glaser Gets Canceled Someday, ‘I’ll Be Able to Forgive Myself’

5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty

5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty

If You Could Tell Companies One Thing About Their Products

It seems like the things that frustrate us the most about the products we use are the things that never change. It's as if the people making this stuff don't use it themselves. We asked our readers to go ahead and tell them what we're all thinking about their products. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Froobius

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Dear Ford Motor Company: GRAGKEDO I am not a professional driver. I have never driven on a closed course. I couldn't even find one if I wanted to, whi

A--E iscovery NETWORKS COMMUNICATIONS LIFE I5 ENTERTAINING Dear Sir/Madam: I am a regular viewer of your networks, and, frankly I'm starting to wonder

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Entry by MurphysLaw

Letter of complaint This is a letter of complaint from Murphy's Law (Customer) to Adobe Systems Incorporated (Adobe) about our agreement (EULA)

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Entry by ignomirelli

Dear Capri Sun, I want to stab the person who thought of the terrible straw and pouch design for your drink. I doubt I would be able To hit them on th

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Entry by Sulaco

CRACKEDOON Starbucks, Dear someone think your I in shit pot. coffee HELP ROISON

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Entry by David Giroux

CRACKEDcO COM Bath& Body Works Dear While appreciate the fact that I can fart in your store without my girlfriend noticing, I would be forever gratefu

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Dear USB Manufacturers, It's 2013, / understand we're a ways off from having replicators or hoverboards, but can we at least get cracking on an omnidi

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Entry by Manx MacReady

Corporation, Dear MeDonald's X CRACKED.CON

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Entry by johnli27

To the makers of iGiorno Nobody is going to believe this shit is delivery. That is all. Sincerely, Someone with taste buds. CRACKED

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Entry by ehsanarbabi

CRACKEDCO CON Dear reality TY producers, Your job is done. You've filmed all the reality. There is no more reality left to film. I guess that means yo

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Entry by j21

CRACKEDCO COM & nw heads shoulders. AY coniditione thapoo I dandnot 2 PRIMED & smooth AXE 237FF JUST MMO R R Otu Dear Unilever, 1 washed and rinsed, b

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Entry by David Giroux

CRACKED.COM CONTENIS HOT T Dear Starbucks, - If you are going to continue to sell coffee o go, please make it SO it can actually be consumed whilst

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Entry by ehsanarbabi

CRACKEDCON AMC Viewer Services 11 penn Plaza. 15th Floor New York, NY 10001 To whom it may concern, Please be advised that the following movies, while

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Entry by johnli27

To They show how will be crappy them in all over your order on this piece of paper Proauct By the is, I've the time you written the place. open letter

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Entry by ChevySpoons

PaloAltoCaracompany CA Dear HP, I am very disappointed that you are no longer supporting your older printers under winc dows 7. My perfectly good HP L

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Entry by AM Smiley

Cadbury Adams Consumer Relations P.O. Box 259011 Plano, TX 75025 To Whom It May Concern: Could I get you guys to stop changing the damned packaging on

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Entry by johnli27

Dear Aquafina, OK et'y just be honest your water isn't really extracted from some fancy-as -ass spring up some mountain or creek. Can we stop lying to

Start CRACKEDco COM Dear I do not simple I do or not own need shapes to Microsoft, a tablet. pretty amuse colors me, What I do need is a where actuall

fren To: From: Me Re: Self Checkout First, let me say that I greatly enjoy the ability to grab a few items and then scan/bag them myself. It literally

Damn Freeze-Pop makers, You should razor be blades, manufacturing not ice pops. fuck you

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