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The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

Pubic service announcements are the substitute teachers of the advertising industry. They start with good intentions, but the impossibility of their job quickly robs them of their will to change minds, or really to make any goddamn sense at all. We asked our readers to try to come up with PSAs even worse than the real thing. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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It started with a case of Natty Ice. When I woke up, I wasn't a virgin anymore. STOP! UNDERAGE CRAGKEDCON DRINKING

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CRACKEDCO COM THE 60UERNMENT 6R WANTS TO CUT EDUCATION FunDInG FOR MILITARY USE ARE GIANT ROTABLE ROBOTS WORTTH YOUR CHILDS FUTURE? RE ENCY N

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Entry by Sharmay

Do you suffer from PARANOIAR Call us today! We know what you're going through, and we stand behind you 100% Paranoia Hotline Services 1-800-TRUSTUS CR

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Entry by peetledoo

Hey Kids Don't Play With FIRE

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The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

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Entry by mightyzamfir

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

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Entry by okenter

CRACKED COM ..sorry, liberals, / only believe in one true God... GAY and he doesn't approve of marriage! CURIOUS? Paid Sor o: Mefrooolfan ADVene Nefor

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Entry by stackmonster

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

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Entry by krakenkraked

CRAGKEDCON Hey, Kid! Do You Really Want To Be A PDRATE! Downloading copyrighted mateial without permission is PIRACY A CRINIE. CRIMXS AND/OR CRIMIINAL

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Entry by peetledoo

FACT CRACKEDOON STRESS KILLS EVERY SINGLE MINUTE YOU ARE STRESSED IS A MINUTE OFF YOUR LIFE DON'T DIE ST'OP STRESSING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

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Entry by johnli27

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

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Entry by jerryscurls

CRACKEDO CON NEXT TIME YOU CHOOSE A SNACK, CHOOSE HEALTHY CHOOSE FRUIT

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Entry by HaywireLiar

Give child a the lifelong gift of nature, however long that life may be. One of the best things you give your child can or grandchild doesn't come fro

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CRAGKEDCON X Save Lives. Stop Red-Light X Running. Florida is the third most d tha nation for red-lizht-fund By the smple act of stopp can make ditfer

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Entry by abirduphigh

Thinking about terminating an unplanned pregnancy? ABORT THE APPOINTMENT YOUR SELFISHNESS IS A SINFUL MISTAKE FIND SALVATION NOW www.bible.org

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Entry by krakenkraked

You Choose! (ove2 FIT Orr Obesity has become the worst health problem in the Western World and is caused MAINLY by bad living habits. LIVE HEALTHIER.

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Entry by Stonicus

CRACKED COM If you want to live in the United States, learn to speak Engis: Sidesea Vivir en los EStados Unidos, ender a hablar Ingles!

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Entry by GallopGhost

SWITCH FOR GOOD THIS EARTH HOUR 23. & SWITCH ON TO RENEWABLE ENERGY electronlos EARETH HOUR FfIF 5

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKED COM There are over 100 Car acoidents in e US Der day Stay within the speed limit! 75

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F 41 4 STAND UP AGAINST RACIAL STEREOTYPES Ad Counal

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKEDcO COM This is your brain. This is your brain ON drugS. This tastes fucking incredible On drugs. Not that you should try drugs to experience th

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Entry by David Giroux

CRAGKEDCO CON CLICK IT OR DON'T YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET CAUGHT

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED COM T CCRuses loss and Caffeine fine of anxiety control of

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Entry by HaywireLiar

Is that pumpkin pie or danger pie? Variety is the spice of life, Reddi and it's getting wip your kids high CWEVA right now! ADIrse Smoking Nutmeg and

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Entry by ehsanarbabi

CRACKEDCON CON THIS READ CAN'T BILLBOARD? struggling with millions of Americans You may be one of LLITERACY for help visit twww.stopitliteracynow.ornt

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Entry by bazooka

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

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Entry by GallopGhost

DON'T PICK UP HITCHHIKERS! e THEY COULD DO ANYTHING. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by thebreak

CRACKED cO COM In his early life, Adolf Hitler was a heavy smoker He used to smoke 25 to 40 cigarettes a day He eventually gave up the habit. view- in

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