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27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

Motivational sayings have been plastered on images in poster form for years. And now that anyone can type on images they found on Google Image Search, and your parents have figured out how to forward emails, they're apparently here to stay. We asked our readers to correct some of the inspirational sayings that keep showing up everywhere. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by GenVincent

Character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking. And then telling everyone about it Facebook on and Twitter. P22

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Entry by anakedjew

27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

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Entry by Goran G.

CRACKED I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. And too perfect to be likeable.

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Entry by kompster

WHEN LIFE GES YOU LEMONS, YOU BETTER HOPE IT GVES YOU SUGAR TOO BECAUSE LEMONADE TASTES LIKE SHIT WITHOUT IT.

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Entry by AM Smiley

In a world full of copycats... Be an original! by mindlessly reposting memes.

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Entry by BlondeFury

CRACKED.COM Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a PS champion. PROTECT HEAD YOUr Muhammad Ali -

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Entry by stackmonster

27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

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Entry by Karene

Bad news is: You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate, accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either. Good news is: It doesn

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ORAGKED.CON MOTIVATIONAL TEXT WORKS BEST WHEN YOU CAN BARELY READ IT

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Entry by stackmonster

Forget the risk and take the fall. If it's meant to be it's worth it all ...or, you could evaluate the risk in order to establish the prabability that

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Entry by stackmonster

CRACKEDCO COM ON HOLDING STOP AND HURTS To WHAT FOR WHAT ROOM MAKE GOOD FEELS

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Entry by Sksmith

SURE. HE SAID BE THE CHANGE YOU WAN'T 'TO SEE IN THE WORLD. HE ALSO 'THOUGH 'THE NAZIS COULD BE DEFEA'TED WITH PASSIVE RESISTANCE AND ALSO Had A 'TH

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Entry by SharkAttack

NOTHING GREAT wAS EVER ACHIEVED T WITHOUT FUCKING YAY SOMEONE OVER CEMEERSON

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Entry by ditmarscage

Ae Why you alone OU No this IN AND The MY NOT YOUK OF ea ime d ApeON END Nire. wr sTOK SOOK suN cinex SH0L

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKED.COM IMAGINATION thas is more important KNOWLEDGE Write that on your resume...

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Entry by HaywireLiar

27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

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Entry by Alex Race

CRACKEDCO CON Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to Rain Dauge ke M storms are in which case homeless night. you're fo

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Entry by anakedjew

If life was easy where would all the adventures be? Somewhere in Thailand, right?

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKED.COM STOP THINKING YOU ARENT Goos ENOUGH But also stop your car

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Entry by HaywireLiar

27 Inspirational Images (Revised for Honesty)

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Entry by frippo

YOU HAVE ENEMIES? GOOD. THAT MEANS YOUVE STOOD UP FOR SOMETHING, SOMETIME IN YOUR LIFE. Ce HITLER, FOR EXAMPLEC THAT FELLOW HAD MILLIONS OF ENEMIES.

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Entry by Barilak

PEOPLE WHO THE CRAZY ENOUGH TO ARE THEY CAN CHANGE THINK THE WORLD, ARE THE ONES WHO DO. JUST ASK HITLER.

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CRACKED.COM IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED COMMAND AN ARMY OF BIRDS

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Hang in there! We can wait...

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Entry by anakedjew

CRACKEDCO CON You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. who won't complicate your life. Somebody A prostitute.

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Entry by ehsanarbabi

GRAGKEDCON Synchronicity is not about orchestration - it is allowance of manifestation. Miss Bigwords Fancypants

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