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24 Warning Labels That Must Exist in Movie Universes

It's strange that we never see warning labels in fictional universes, where death tends to be lurking around every corner. We asked our readers to show us the warning labels that movie characters must have ignored to get themselves into the trouble that makes movie plots happen. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CRACKEDOON AMNAY POINT FROM FACE FACE POINT FROM AWAY

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CRACKED.CON IN MIRROR OBJEOTS YOU. ARE CHASING

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Entry by drudru

NOTICE IF YOUR GROCERY PURCHASE CAN FIT INTO A SINGLE BAG. A BAGUETTE MUIST BE INCLUDED. IF YOU DO NOT INCLUDE A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PURCHASE, OUR CASHIE

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Entry by ehsanarbabi

PA002 CAUTION: human in naneciousnessane animmedlate nossible memory consce crania Contact may ioss result with loss, of CRACKEDOON

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Entry by PirateJohn

Police Department Employment Contract Employee Name: Date: Address: Phone: (Home) (Cell) E-Mail Address: TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT Any officer 1. Position a

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Entry by Tim Babb

A WARNING SHOWN THAT USING STUDIES HAVE BATHS GREATLY SHOWERS AND OF DEATH THE LIKELIHOOD INCREASES SERIAL KILLER, MANIAC, BY HOMICIDAL IT IS CREATURE

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Entry by nickDQC

GRAGKEDCON A CAUTION BUMPER MADE FROM PRIMED SEMTEX AVOID IMPACT WITH OBJECIS

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Entry by junkpunch

CRACKED.COM HEIL Oveoua EMWRONETA SENICES RANDOM DARTING MANEUVERS FROM HIDDEN SIDE STREETS AND ALLEYS CAUTION FREQUENT BLOCKING OF LAW ENFORCEMENT IP

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Entry by junkpunch

WHEN WARNING: PLACED CAR ON CHASE iu DASHBOARD IMMINENT CRACKED COM

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKEDO CON DANGER NOT DO ENTER DANGER IGNORE SIGN ABOVE

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CRACKED.COM

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Entry by GallopGhost

CRACKEDOON DANGER

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Entry by The J0ker

ON PLACE NOT DO SETTINGE WARNING OVERLOAD CRACKEDCON

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKED COM WARNING 0824 S RENSWILL BE HEARDAT 4 DISTANCE IN YE11 ANY DANGEROUS COMMUNITY, BUT POLICE WILL NEVER SHOW UP AT A CRIME SCENE

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Entry by j21

CAUTION ENSURE NO PEDESTRIANS ARE PRESENT WHEN TRANSPORTING ACROSS THE STREET IN TANDEM. Storoge MANUFACTURER NOT LIABLE FOR Hase CASUALTIES OF ENSUIN

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Entry by krakenkraked

The Utimate SPECIAL Serial Killer's TOol OFFER 29.99$ Multifunction KNE ! CAUTION NEXT TCOOLEFFECTSMAYALERT A SHINING EVEN IN ABSOUUTE DARKNESS METALL

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Entry by HaywireLiar

DANGER! Use protective pinhole at all times during combat situations Or you might poke your eye out! ORAGKEDOON

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CRACKEDc COM E WARNING: by pressing the Time Machine' button this R2 unit's memory will revert to the previous owner's settings. Ol

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Entry by McJesse

T ox MANIAC. OR HOMICIDAL OF ZOMBIES IMMEDIATELY. IN EVENT MAY NOT RESPOND IGNITION 11I 1I CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Froggar

EXPLOSION WARNING INEVITABLE CRACKEDCO CON

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Entry by DixonUranus

CRAGKEDCON IN CASE OF EMERGENCY Call 911 AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME ONE MINUTE AFTER VILLAIN'S DEATH

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Entry by GallopGhost

CRACKED CON STRIKING FROM AFTER EYES BRIGH UIGHT PRoTEC OVERLY THE ROOM-FILLING

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Entry by drudru

CAUTION CUSTODIAL STAFE IS TO PROVIDE REQUIRED YOU WITH UFE. CHANGING INSIGHT EL PORTERO ES MUY SABLO CRACKED COM

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Entry by j21

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