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Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, which is itself a lie. Men want their wife to tell them she's never been with a lover who rocked her world quite so violently. Women want their husband to tell them ... whatever the hell it is women want to hear.

We asked you to use our article from a few years back as inspiration, and show us what Valentine's Day Cards would look like if they were actually honest. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by TheMayor

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Entry by Pendragn32

f love you because.. you are kind, and loving, and smart. Because you are beautiful and fanny. Because talk we can about any ything, and laagh togethe

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Entry by poochandi

W CRACKED.COM Hey Hand. Thanks for everything. H aypy Valentine's Day XOXO

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Entry by bunker6

J bought you these bith roses money that Is received rom selling those videos we Happy made. Oalentines Day! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Quagmar

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CRACKED. COMD Lets Stay Together ...As J've outgrown ace my dating clothes.

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Entry by R.Matey

MINE! BEEP OR THEIL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY. Love! Peterson pith Drew CRACKED.cOM Sgt.

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Entry by Quagmar

I have no idea what it says in here. It was the only card at the dollar store that had puppies on the front of it. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! CRACKED.cOM

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CRACKED.cOM Happy valentines! Whoa, what's You have CHIRPES?! Herpes! A CANARIAL disease. IS it Tweetable? Ha, No.

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Entry by Senor_Taco

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Entry by bunker6

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by Unept

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Oscar Movie Moments Left on the Cutting Room Floor.

The academy awards are coming up later this month, so this week you'll be using Photoshop to depict scenes they cut from previous Oscar nominees that would have changed the film in some hopefully hilarious way had they been left in. The best photoshop gets $50.

Post your entries in the contest thread. Winner gets $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or, check out some Things You Never Noticed in Famous Pictures. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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