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If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

Not every movie can have a title as clear and honest as Transformers ("It's a movie about Transformers, asshole!") -- especially artsy movies that have sometimes grossly misleading titles like There Will be Blood or at least vague ones (The Master). Wouldn't things be so much easier if the titles just told us exactly what we were getting?

We asked you to photoshop some better titles for award-winning films, and this is what we got:

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Entry by donaldrack

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Entry by bizmarky

FROM THE SCREENWRITER/PRODUCER OF MILLION DOLLAR BABY sandra bullock don cheadle matt dillon jennifer esposito brendan fraser terrence howard chris l

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Entry by j21

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Entry by DutchHoward

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

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Entry by Nightfly

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Entry by johnli27

CRACKEDCON COM GREGORY PECK TO FAKE A BOOK REPORT

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Entry by torydanos

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Entry by DutchHoward

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Entry by drudru

PACINO HORNY -YELLING BLIND MAN

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Entry by SKBOriginals

GRACKED FORCING THE HANDICAPPED TO COMMIT A FELONY

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CRACKED.COM CRRREAK SPLOOSH C-C-CREEEAAAK FOR OVER TWO WHOLE HOURS

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Entry by aerodynamite

KNOCKOUT PERFORMANCES FROM WAHLBERG AND BALE EXHILARATING THE BEST BOXING MOVIE SINCE ROCKY OUTSTANDING MARK WAHLBERG CHRISTLAN BALE AMY ADAMS

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

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Entry by MarcusRufus

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Entry by johnli27

JEAN BERENCE DUJARDN BEO Huck Dialague (Color too) CRACKEDcOM

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by ralphmiller

If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by SKBOriginals

SUCKIT -BEN AFFLECK ENOVEHOULE

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED COM THEY JUST FUCKING MET GET OVER IT

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Entry by dw1039

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Entry by bigryan81

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