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21 Social Situations Explained Via IKEA Instructions

IKEA has the market cornered when it comes to breaking down complex situations into simple diagrams, and then filling those diagrams with weird symbols and even weirder words. We asked you to use their trademark style to illustrate some of life's more deceptively complicated tasks. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

FURST DATE X X o0? Joke CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by AM Smiley

FOTOSHAREN X dickenfacen X wienerschotten GRAGKEDOOND

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Entry by ralphmiller

PYS ? ututv CRACKEDOON

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Entry by j21

ARPORT CRAGKEDo 1 TSA 2 TSA X TSA X TSA

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Entry by RandomHabit

CRACKEDCO

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Entry by plutonicpress

ASSKYSSER 1 2x BUPER NFL ow KEA Pecole' Raoublic J IKEA 2 VOGUE GRAGKEDCONST

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Entry by jskatz15

HIPSTR M x1 $ SS$ x1 x20 x2 CRACKEDCON

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? RSVP X XX X?! GRAGREDOON

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Elivadurk POLITE WAIT vieldin! MAKE ROOM BLOCK EXIT what? CRACKEDCON ENGLISH A4:6-7129.2 FRANCAIS

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FESTUV 0 X9 X1 1. 2. X9 3. CRAGKED

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Entry by mightyzamfir

Mifentop svar pa fett fraga ? GRAGKEDEON

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Entry by AM Smiley

21 Social Situations Explained Via IKEA Instructions

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Entry by AM Smiley

VAMPIREN X X ORAGKEDOONL

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Entry by Lunachick71

21 Social Situations Explained Via IKEA Instructions

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Entry by Kanklefest

EXI CRACKEDCON

21 Social Situations Explained Via IKEA Instructions

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Entry by j21

21 Social Situations Explained Via IKEA Instructions

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Entry by j21

CRACKEDCON ARRESTOR 1 @!#?%&! 2 ATTORNY PIZZA

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MORDAR GORS SPLATTAR DNA TRACEN FIGAS PRINTAN Bloop STAINS CALLAR EXPERTAN! T c&n PROFITHRR L MAFIA DEN KWC At ME SERVISE! N conTeACTORS DSEN DA KOOR

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Entry by GallopGhost

CRAGKED HULDING DUR OPPEN TU FAR, JUST GAU IN

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Entry by duncanek

GRAGKEDCONT

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