23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

When you want to find out how your favorite pro sports team is going to do in a game, you can pull up countless stats on their athletes and the ones they'll be facing. But when you want to figure out which co-worker to watch it with over beers, you're at a loss. We asked you to show us the stats you wish were kept on average, ordinary non-athletes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Preston Enis CRACKEDOON -Never Voted -Likes Pizza -Allergic to Ant-Bites Hours Spent Alive 219145 Statistics Times Tripped over own feet: 42 Forks bit

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CRACKED Grandma Jo LIFETIME STATISTICS Cookies Baked: 36, 347 Flowers Planted: 3,029 Holiday Peppermint Schnapps Consumed: 92 Baseless Facebook Rumors

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Entry by GallopGhost

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by ditmarscage

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Entry by Sir_Baboon

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Entry by j21

CRACKED conr Thomas Thornsby Affiliations: Fight Record: Arrests: Ethnic/Racialslurs: 49 Broken Bones: Given Rec'd 13 Blades Business Crew 28 Yy Drunk

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Entry by MrWmnHtr

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Entry by Just_Another

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by BATZARRO

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by etcet

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by Sksmith

LIFE PICTURES TEST RESULTS THOUGHTS VICTORIES FAILURES LIFE OF CHAD MICHAEL TOOMEY, YEAR 24 HEIGHT: 5'7 WEIGHT: 154 POUNDS IQ: 104 BAG CONSENSUALS SEX

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WAYNE JARVIS 2011-201 CRACKED COM Time in drive thru lines M) iN While Drunk CAREER STATS BEERS SHOTGUNNED: 54.5 SEX WITH PARTNER: 3.4 SEX SOLO: 6.574

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Entry by nathancowper

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by j21

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Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by etcet

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Entry by elguapo1991

Hodor Hodor: 43 Hodor: 12 Hodor!: 212 Hodor: -1.3 LLS

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

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Entry by aladhan

TIBERIUS DONOVAN Brown Zone Monthly Stats GENERAL Daily average 2 Fewest O Most 8 Average timE (min) 9 Short 2 Long 58 Average downs 5 Fewest 1 Most 2

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Entry by runner-runner

CRAGKED.COM LIFETIME STATS DISHES DONE... 04 RENT OWED.. 3 WKS GIRLFRIEND.. ANNOYING POT SMOKED/BOUGHT..............7/2 FAVORITE WIRE SEASON..........