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If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

We've had a lot of fun examining the terrifying existential implications of Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world. We asked you to show us why. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by HaywireLiar

You see the way she was lookin' at us? Yeah... BRRuO Brevils I'm not sure 0 Wo she knows what we do. CRACKED

CRACKED.com WHAT CAN SAY HAT ISM'T OBUIOUS2

ORACKEDcO COM DON'T BE IMPRESSED. SHE PUT ME IN THAT BABY ROCKING CHAIR WHILE GETTING BONED BY YOUR BEST FRIEND. OOPS, DID SAY THAT OUT LOUD? bh 515

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Entry by j21

If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

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Entry by runner-runner

MPPH! MPPPH! MMPPPH! ...UGH.. KILL ME... KILL ME... CRACKED

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Entry by roguematt

CRACKEDcO I've had it! If that bastard TTHETTE even lays a finger on me.... Oh shut up. You'll never leave. sLap Cary

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Entry by PeterBanning

Again? He should be avoiding that. Trust me. Well, thanks for the heads up, anyway. Any time, bud. CRAGKED

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Entry by Kanklefest

If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

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Entry by j21

If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

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Entry by HaywireLiar

...and it was flaccid! Who the hell does he think he's going to impress with a limp breakfast link? The ego was mightier, that's for sure. You talk ab

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

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Entry by HaywireLiar

WHAT STGHTS Ha! T HAVE TO SROW YOU! Ugh, I did NOT sign up to display this shit. Oh, I know! My assport feels like the mouth of madness.

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Entry by GallopGhost

HE'S NEVER I'M THROWN ! EAT I HAVE THE ONE ANY OF YOU PUBIC HAIR. IT THE WORST. WHO GETS THE AGAINST ANYBODY WAY HE ALL THE THE STARES BREATH HAS WANN

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Entry by ditmarscage

CRACKED Com That's it Josh, just unplug me and plug me back in again. Can't you see I'm too old for this Josh? A Just let me die. rocnor You kiddin? J

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Entry by Dennis Fulton

GRAGKED0O CoN Can you believe how much this paper sucks? I know, right? I'm not gonna print this shit.

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Entry by HaywireLiar

...Then he burns the toast! Twice! So he just... threw it out?!? 25 That son of a bitch!

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Entry by Casarino

So LONELY. So COLD. RAY CRACKED COM

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