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25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

When a character delivers a classic movie line, the rest of the characters typically respond with reverential silence, or a witty complimentary quip of their own. They're being controlled by the writer who penned the amazing line, so they know better than anyone how brilliant that line was. We asked you to give those characters something worth saying. The winner is below, but first the runners up ....

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Entry by SKBOriginals

CRACKED COM Life, uh-uh, finds a way Life finds a way to... grow a penis?

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Entry by HaywireLiar

Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it. No.

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Entry by GallopGhost

SO0 801 OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Michael Voll

CRACKED OUR PLANET WAS ONCE A POWERFUL EMPIRE. PEACEFULAND JUST. UNTIL WE WERE BETRAYED BY MEGATRON.I LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS. WAIT... YOU JWEREB

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Entry by Orchidometer

CRACKED COM THERE'S THIS ROOM WITH A BEAR JLIST A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE OLD SPERM BANKI

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CARPE DIEM SEIZE THE DAY, BoYS. MAKE YOuR LIVES EXTRAORDWARY. SR, WHATPAGE IS THAT ONP

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Entry by runner-runner

CRACKED.COM Ir MEANS BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT. DOROTHY. 'CAUSE KANSAS? IS GOIN BYE-BYE. WHAT?! yoU GUYS SAY STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE- AH. FORGET ASSHOLES.

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Entry by gatorboymike

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

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Entry by roguematt

Yeeeah, you're fired.

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Entry by RandomHabit

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Miles Pino

Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home

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Entry by Manx MacReady

CRACKED COM Peter.... don't tell Harry. Getting stabbed in the dick? Or the whole Green Goblin thing?

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Entry by Mad Mann

It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Yeah, once ran a marathon in 18 miles.

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Entry by j21

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Entry by Mad Mann

CRACKED.COM I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

CRACKED AO Grad.. COM ustra $A6 utra maiirer KANE DIES; FOSTER CHARLES WORDS UNKNOWN LAST Very all of Fame I Was Probably in n.s Too Bad I Didn't Fin

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Entry by EpicLuca

CRACKEDO GOM BROOKS NOONE CARES WAS HERE SO WAS RED 100100711

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Entry by djc12

25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

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25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

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Entry by ChevySpoons

25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

CRACKEDCON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOURE SLOWING DOWN! YOURE SLOWING DOWN: TM BRINGING HIM IN CLOSER MERLIN. GONNA HIT THE BRA... EJECTING! MERLIN

CRACKED COM DONT GRIEVE. ADMIRAL: IT IS NOT LOGICAL IT IS. FOR A HUMAN.

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Entry by Andrew Burch

YOU KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE, DON'T YOU? YOU JUST PUT YOUR LIPS TOGETHER, AND BLOW. ...SO LISTEN, t DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING EARLIER CAUSE WE JUST MET A

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Entry by derpenstein

25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

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Entry by bizmarky

CRACKEDCO GOM WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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