If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

Think about how different the world would be if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south. We asked you to show us the difference between what people say and what they mean using word bubbles. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by DixonUranus

THANKS. SWEETIE! SHAKE IT. BABY! I FEEL sO EXPLOITTED... I FEEL sO EXPLOITED...

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Entry by Vivid Mortals

What they say -I love your hair today. - Nice goatee bro. - Aww, thanks darling. - Thanks man. What they mean -For once you managed to -I admire your

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Entry by waksawak

CRACKEDCON OH, YEAH!!! AHHHHH!!!! MY FACE!!!

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Entry by teaaatran

LOL WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED AGAIN. see your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough on a regukar basis... GRAGKEDCO

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Entry by Manx MacReady

Looking good. Yup. Needs more dicks. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKED.COM E 2AP. 24 mo (e- E)-(-4)- =mc2

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Entry by Chowsea

Boooooobs. But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who

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Entry by duncanek

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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Entry by j21

LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY INTO THE PLASTIC BAGGS, THE FROZEN GEORGE AND KNEE- SCREAM... you? I just made all of those up, but still - NOCLD beat that, p

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Entry by Sksmith

GRAGKEDO CON I think SEENG we should BEEN IVE see other people. PERSOS ANOTHEP PENIS

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Entry by LeXman

CRACKEDCON TO GET THIS JOB You NEED TO TO GET THIS PROVE You CAN JOB. YOu NEED DO POINTLESS A COLLEGE WORK WITH NO DEGREE REWARD....

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Entry by jaredcarter84

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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Entry by gatorboymike

acceot the terms i the Icente ot acceot theterme ic the loenee TLDR Oo. CRACKED ConT

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Entry by GallopGhost

OM MMMMMMMMMMM... ..'OME ON THE RANGE... WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAYYYY... CRACKED co

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Entry by GallopGhost

I CAN BASEBALL DO THIS ALL BASEBALL 0o0 BASEBALL BASEBALL NIGHT, BABY! BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL OH, I'M ALMOST YES, YES, OUT OF CONDITIONER

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Entry by Corpsy

They'll be quite comfortable tes & Ks once you've broken them in. Once your feet are properly deformed, this is all you'll be able to wear. CRACKEDCO

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Entry by GallopGhost

BRO, CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PUMP! LAUGH AT MY PENIS NOW, BITCHES.

00oH UH OH WAA AHH AHHH AAHH <GRUNT>! TELEVISION IS A TERRIBLE MEDIUM FOR ENTERTAINMENT. THE THICK GLASS PREVENTS ME FROM FLINGING DUNG OF DISAPPROVA

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Entry by Corpsy

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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Entry by Corpsy

Come on buddy! Let's turn that frown upside down! I don't understand how faces work. CRACKEDO CON

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Entry by Corpsy

Oooooooh I can't wait t'LL TEAR OUT YOUR to get back STILL BEATING home to you, HEART, SHOW IT Commodore TO YoU, SIGN IT. Cuddlebunch! POSE WITH You A

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Entry by BaconGristle

Sorry I'm late. traffic was terrible! This morning's round of toilet sudoku was particularly challenging.

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Entry by BaconGristle

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

AM I GONNA MAKE IT DOCTOR? you ARE GOING TO BE OU OF HERE In NO TIME! AND INTO THE MORGUE...

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Entry by gicusudoru

IN lCRAGKEDOON

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You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion. You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to

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Entry by runner-runner

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean