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If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

Lots of things have unnecessary warning labels. Bottles of shampoo warn that it's for "external use only," in case you're smart enough to know what "external use" means, and dumb enough to think that Pert Plus cleans hair from inside your stomach.

But what if the things we really need to be warned about came with labels? We asked you to fire up photoshop and show us what that world might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up.

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Entry by ZuperKalt

4 WARNING SEX MAKES BABIES CRACKED.COM

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Entry by joebu23

WARNING Wearing will make this a you necklace douchebag. look like CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Susan H.

A WARNING S IMBIBING EXCESSIVE QUANTITIES MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING: DELUSIONS OF INVINCIBILITY -LOSS OF DIGNITY AND OR BALANCE INAGINED GAINS IN HEIGHT

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sex decrease to 300ft. a WARNING of package A Aunt known crazy contents Keep Product is shake drive. not Do CRACKED.CO

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Entry by kich

UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNOESAGE CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by SkinJob

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Entry by Veiko

INDIANo IZBA ATONE KINSDL nF THE CRYSTEL SKULL S OPS Ec MRY2 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Jackrabbit87

w PENIS CAUTIOM CRACKED.com

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Entry by Wibblewobble

CAUTION WILL SOON TURDS BE DEPOSITING IN THE YOUR SIZE GARDEN OF BATTLESHIPS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by SkinJob

SIMPLY 8 HUNGRYMAN COOK SERVE COCK A Salisbury Steak with Mushroom Onion Gtravl, Mached Polatoes. Green Beans 8a Brownie Duncan Chocolate Browni A CAU

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Entry by Wibblewobble

WARNING GOES MYHEAD UP RIGHT INSIDETHIS HAT CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM ADVISORY FRESHNESS AND QUALITY NOT GUARANTEED BEYOND ONE YEAR

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Entry by xekul

CRACKED.cOM ! WARNING NOT A MOON

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Entry by jamin9306

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Entry by Spiraldog

If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

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Entry by sickandtired

If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

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Entry by CantCatchMe

CRACKED.cOM A WARNING Spider!

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A Day In the Life of a Famous Person of Your Choice In Flowchart Form.

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If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.