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The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

Look, it's no secret that most of us understand politics about as well as a 5-year-old would. We asked you to show us how actual 5-year-olds understand the upcoming election and all the the buzzwords that accompany it. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Kenbish

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Entry by chicagonative

The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

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Entry by mightyzamfir

WHY ROMIEY DO NOT LIkE SUBCITY?! CRACKEDCON

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Entry by xooll

CRACKEDCON Today! Eleeties E 1 T 12 261 Welcome To Fleetrical College

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Entry by mrwilliams84

$ DEPTH GAUGE 90 ft CRACKED

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Entry by chumlee46

rk GRAGKEDO CON

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Entry by SamuraiC4t

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Entry by SamSpahn

The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

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Entry by Mediorite

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Vote for the President Select Vote for Vote for OBAMA ROMNEY (and make him (and make him the richest and the richest and most pouerful most powerful m

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Entry by ecopper12

CRACKED BaRoCoK Obama oo Romney

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Entry by derivative

FIRST MIDDLE LAST CLASS: CLASS: CLASS: SCENCE MATH SHRINKING CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by bigjd32

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CRACKED COM OLD MEN BORE YOU TO TEARS 2012 We hypnotized your parents to watch this all day long, SO you'll miss all your favorite shows! Mwahahahahah

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Entry by bunker6

OBAMA CUTS MEDICS HAIR DR. L Bill GRAGKEDOONT

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Entry by frenchfood

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