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21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

Behind every Storm Trooper or foot soldier in a supervillain's personal army, is a story. At some point this person joined an organization that, deep down, they had to know was on the losing side. We asked you to photoshop for us the recruitment posters/brochures that evil organizations print with the intention of luring these poor souls in, and offered $50 to the winner. The results:

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Entry by Tim Babb

Hus CRACKED ORIVER NEEDED!!! Serious Jos for Serious Job Seekers so WHY City Socialite, Ley, Hosts This Day- -Long SEROUS? Youble MAKE Som MONEYNT ANI

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Entry by mightyzamfir

OUR CITY IS UNDER ATTACK BY STYLISH TERRORISTS. WILL YOU BE THE ONE TO STOP THEM? GET A LIFESTYLE UPGRADE AT MATRIX SECURITY FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL

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Entry by HaywireLiar

PANDORA: AN ALIEN WORLD DA RICH WITH NEW LIFE AND NATURAL RESOURCES. OVR02 n NOW LET'S EURIN THs FUCKER DOWN. ENLIST NOW! NIONE V OV 0o Ror

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Entry by zwesom

CRAGKED Chicks dig tattoos. Join the Death Eaters today www.morsmordre.com

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Entry by SKBOriginals

THERE'S NO ECE IN TEAM. UNTCL NOUH!! ARE YOU LONELYP ANGRY DOES THE CURRENT UORLD CLECOATTE REALLLLY GET YO STEAMEDP DO YOU HAVE ANY TRAECNNG EN CLASS

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED.COM ARE YOU BEING A GOOD HOST?

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Entry by runner-runner

BITCHES LEAVE BUT CLARENCE AUIILIL ALWAYS HAVIE YOUR BACK ibelieveicanfly@boddicker.CGRacKEDcom

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CRACKEDe CON To da fuckin punk dat works at da bar You fuckin work for me now you fuckin piece of shit like im your fuckin employaa or somthin like im

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRAGKEDe CON CATCH'EM WHEN THEY'RE CARELESS! ICEBERGS! WE'RE DEAD AHEAD. PREEMPT GLOBAL WARMING CRUSH HUMANITY!

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Entry by Manx MacReady

21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

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Entry by ourhero1

21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

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CRACKED.COM Entrance Exam Footclan 0000 P. Philip Terranc Name Applicant be asked to face enemies Ninja may this i Foot Clan you them by many 1. As a

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Entry by Osunder

CRACKED COM Yes. that thing's

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Entry by JomSadie

IRAGKEDO Aw Just A REMINDER: SOoN ENOUCH YOU WILL. SLEEP OR TAKE A CRAP AND IN EITHER CIRCUMSTANCE. IT WILL BE VERY EASY FOR ME TO MAKE A COIN PASS TH

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Entry by JomSadie

IF YOU THINK STARVATION AND POOR WORKING CONDITIONS IS CRAP WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PAY (we USTALLY BURY IT) BUT THERE WILL BE RAPING AND PILLAGING.

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Entry by HarpoSpeaks

GRAGKEDCOM Gol Wings? s www.wickedwitch.com

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CRAGKEDCONT This FRIEND man is your DO Humongous 0o He fights for GASOLINE

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Entry by iamfry

CRACKED.COM ADVENTURE? EXCITEMENT A STORMTROOPER CRAVES THESE THINGS!

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Entry by drudru

21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

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Entry by drudru

CRACKED MOLA RAM IS CALLING FOR YOU ON-SITE DAY CARE INTRATEMPLE AND PEDIATRICIAN TRANSPORTATION 100% FREE OF STANDARD - ISsUe PROPELLOR-RELATED TURBA

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Entry by frenchfood

CRACKEDC COM THINK YOU CAN HIT THESE TARGETS? APPLY NOW SPECTRE.COM PETR

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